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mothership mars

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well what can I say that isn't megalomaniacal egotistical mirror masturbation? I'm the smartest person I know, couple that with my strikingly handsome features and amazing hand-eye coordination and you have a truly superior human being. As you can see I'm a very bored person, or maybe I'm just boring... I like to read a lot and don't watch much television although television is currently what keeps food in my belly,so you'd think I'd show a little loyalty and join in the brain poison. Maybe zombification is the cure for boredom. Maybe I really am a spaceship from Mars. Did you hear about the water? On Mars? That's all there is. no bourbon. That makes Earth better. Don't go to Mars. Guess I'm rambling now so you'll have to message me if this and the info sections aren't enough for you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most of the famous people I can think of that I'd like to meet are dead. So that's a little depressing. How about people that don't suck or at least suck really well.

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