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The Hassles

About Me

the hassles have their very own EP! fuck yes! but don't take my word for it, check out these satisfied customers! ...and the cd...is!! - Moose ...the EP... - outlierSEE! SEE! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------Th e Hassles started officially early 2008.We are a band of 4, Jamie, Jordan, Will and Simon. Were in the midst of recording a demo and going through the motions of perfecting an entertaining live set so hopefully we'll be rocking a pub/club near u soon. we are fairly awesome guys, trust me.Cheers-------GOOD morning ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show! we are the hassles and our music will make you taste like cubes! you will be safe from cannibals, crocodiles, and carrion birds! you will lose your virginity to a polar bear! listen closely and you will start to BLEED from your every pore! come to a show and see what you can see, news to you, news to your mother, come see the freak show, come see the show, see the freaks show their mothers to the polar bear you just got FUCKED by! its fun filled fun for all the family and their friends for a fabulous one time price of your soul! love me love me love me sire! listen and be amazed as your mind falls out your head and onto the floor where it will be crushed in a pile of heaving life! life heaving and tossing each other about, touching you in places you prefer to remain untouched, but you don't mind because you lost your mind, just for a moment, come and see! come and see! you will be amazed! come and see! dear lord please come and see!-------Sim, Jamie, Jordy and Will ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------fan vid! wooooo! thanks laura and gabi for being awesome----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------gabiroseleafe

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/07/2007
Band Website: http://www.youtube.com/thehasslessydney
Band Members: Ookle "Moon Face" Lady beetle- The other twanger and the first warbleSi-Si Sphenson - Stringy Bits/the other warble warbleBlack Knee - Drums/BeardJordie Stratelli - the big old twanger
Influences: porn funk.
Sounds Like: Heavy-Indie-Alternative-Progressive-Pop-Metal-Easy Listening-Classical-Reggae-- Blues-Light-Rock- A CROSS BETWEEN WHAT YOU HEARD BEFORE AND WHAT YOU MAY HEAR LATER -the second coming of Jesus H ChristMAN AND THE ART DECO FUTURE INVISIBLE CHILD AND THE START OF SEXY SONG
Record Label: Veracity
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

violently agnostic

dimension escape turning to sandshifting in glass shifting in handascetical loverthe snake in the eye the fire in the skythe blood on the beach the ocean that leaksapostate creatorcan you see the devi...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:14:00 GMT

Painting snailshells

dreams are fun, i recommend recording them for further analysisvhs betamax?you can always tellĀ if someone is a lesbianit was valentines! what an expensive dayah hugh grant... one trick pony?screw bull...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:45:00 GMT

on david bowie

Cat;; said:you remind me of the babe!ookle said:THE BABE WITH THE POWWWARRCat;; said:what power?ookle said:...i dont know...Cat;; said:THE POWER OF VOOODDOOOOookle said:who do?Cat;; said:you do!ookle ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:11:00 GMT

come join our circle of friends. guess when there is room for one more? always. thats when.

i just fucking LOVE death metal! so much that i will go buy 7! records of DEATH METAL!, including HATE ETERNAL and CRADLE OF FILTH (twice, as they have a wicked two for one deal) KALMAH, GORGOROTH, AT...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:26:00 GMT

those things on your desk what have like six ball things and they go together for hours

who thinks they are wicked sweet?i sure do.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:38:00 GMT

Love

Blackney isn't avaliable so Jamie PROMISES to kiss anyone who offers, girl or boy, old or young... Sorry girls, you'll have to settle for fourth best... DONT FORGET! We will be handing out facial&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:57:00 GMT