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Donkimus Prime

The Artist Formally Know As Ryan

About Me

Well I grew up on the mean streets of Fisher, but after graduation we moved on up into a nice home in Carmel. I like stuff, and want to buy stuff, so the more stuff I have the better I feel. I own way too much stuff right now, but that is okay. I am a up front honest person, who enjoys being a little crazy, but it works for me.I enjoy talking, but usually won't share my true feelings. I'm and extraverted-intravert (if that is possible). I am scared of everything. If I could sit in my room the rest of my life and read books, that would probably be how I would live my life.Beer, it makes me social. IF you really what to know the how I feel about something then ask me when I have been drinking. Please don't ask if you know you really don't want to know because at that point I become brutally honest and don't care who I am hurting.Over the past five years I have been many things from the guy that sits around in sweat pants and hanging with the homies to a woraholic. Everyday things are changing, and life is a rollercoaster of excitement.

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How to make a Donkey
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 parts humour
5 parts joy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:

Nice, good-hearted people, who enjoy life, and having fun... Wait, I already have enough friends so I think I am good.
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Music:

Dave Mathews, John Mayor, Counting Crows, Kenny Rogers, James Blunt, Joni Mitchell, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Airsupply, & many others that are not too loud.

Books:

Anything By Anne Rice.

Heroes:

All my heroes are dead, or have failed me in someway...

My Blog

Stupid shit I never thought I needed to learn...

Well it is offical...  I might be the dumbest person in the world.  I have sat here the last hour trying to figure out how to add some spice to my myspace page and am to stupid to figure it ...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

why?

Why is so important to wear pants?  I just don't get it,  I am much more comfortable walking around in my underwear or completely naked.  If I can handle it then why can't everyone...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

Weekedns

I a have a new complaint...  Weekends.  Don't get me wrong, I love them, but they never seem to live up to my expectations anymore.  I drink, I party, and hang out with my friends, but ...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

i am too great!!!

I have decided that I am the best. I used to get down, and hate everything about myself, but I have decide as of this moment not to do that and realize that basically I am a perfect just the way I am....
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:55:00 PST

Monday Blues

So I got an email today from an old friend who believes that I am searching too hard to find happiness, and that if I just let it come to me I will enjoy it more.  Maybe she is right, but I hate ...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

New Life

So today it is the beginning of the end.  I told my boss that I am putting in my two weeks, and in a few weeks I will be starting my new life.  I am scared, I wanted this change, but now tha...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:52:00 PST

Fun Times

I am really stoked about this weekend,  I am going to see Chris Shaffer play at the Duck Inn and I meeting an old college friend there.  We actually might go out on Friday as well.  I a...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

Pain

So today I woke up hungry & in pain.  I hate attempting to get back in shape.  I am having cramps like I seperate a rib and it is just painful.  Plus today at work they had my favor...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST

New Day, New Goals

Well after this weekend I have decided that I can't let myself be brought down by my own mental retardedness, so I am turning over a new leaf and forcing myself to be happier.  If I don't like so...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

Moving On

So I have thinking way too much lately and maybe I am drinking too much.  I don't need an iternvention to those who think I do.  Maybe I just need to find inner peace or something.  Lif...
Posted by Donkimus Prime on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST