Boogie With Stu

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Stu once lived with a giant squid in the undersea paradise. He was born with gills and he lived happily among the sea creatures for much of his life. He would glide along the sea bed feeding on all of the brightly colored sea cookies he could find. One day he discovered that the beautiful bright colors of the sea cookies gave him the power to live both in and outside of the water. It also gave him unparalled martial arts ability that he used to kick the shit out of a bass guitar. Blake Rooker was and is currently the master of the universe. His standard day includes. Making peoples heads explode, feeding llamas, and beating the crap out of ninjas just to prove a point. One day this young lad named Blake discovered Stu playing bass and asked him if he would like to form a band and they became best of friends. They needed a few good guitarists. It took them a while but they finally convinced ex-ninja spy Nerd-Thon to peel his geek ass out of his personal chair at the library long enough to jam. Then Nerd-Thon told the band about his homie Ryan Gabler. They were able to stow away on the plane that Ryan was flying on his way to drop a fat bomb a party of emos. They rocked out as they sky dived to the ground. The Plane was left without a pilot and plummeted into France killing thousands. Luckily france, not capitolized on purpose, doesn't really exist so no one cared. The band was almost complete. All they needed was the thunderous sound of Rob Baroch. Rob was a rogue peanut salesman who left the business to engage in a less dangerous profession. He joined the football team at a local highschool where he proceeded to hit people so hard that they were never again able to breathe on their own. One day with the help of Ryan's piloting they dropped a drum kit into the middle of the football field. Once Robe began playing it they all teleported to the field and had the loudest jam session ever heard. The band then proceeded to wail super hard and they have been doing it ever since. They came, they rocked, they boogied with Stu.