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McCreature

About Me

What can be said that of course has been said already. I still have all my limbs. I have a relatively average sense of smell. My parents are living. I have a few plastic things that I keep around for one reason or another. My jaw is hinged for accepting foodstuffs and yawning. Some days I wish I were dead and other days I wish I were never born and then there are days when I wish I were invisible like that guy in that movie...what's the name of it..oh yeah..Top Gun. I think his name was Milfred. Goodbye ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A string bean that wouldn't judge me for not liking string bean casserole. A goose made of cheese. A truly friendly ghost..not just the scary ones. Myself..cause I really am something special. The turtle that I ignored that one day because I caught a Huge crawfish in a bucket...I'm sorry Mr. Turtle..forgive me! A dinosaur...one of the talking ones...that dances.. Thats all I guess

My Blog

Let Henry Kane In!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qXawavC9B34
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:57:00 GMT

Real Questions From Yahoo Answers

Ok so Yahoo.com has this thing where people can ask questions, and if you are on yahoo, you can answer them and then they pick the best answer and you get points...That in itself is completely ridick...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:12:00 GMT

I am not Insane

My relatives read my blogs....I dunno I guess I thought probably no one read my blahhgs.  So I gotta say..I am not insane...at least not dangerously so. Just because I get enraged at people who b...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:24:00 GMT

She's a Model Now? Aka: Peanut Bitter

A note to all of you complete and utter FOOLS who think it is a good idea to refrigerate your peanut butter:Not only is it completely unneccessary, but it raises the temperature of the oils in the pea...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:34:00 GMT

Eat Good Look Great

I  think I made a discovery today.  All this time I have been sleeping about 5 hours a night I should have been eating some sort of lunch or breakfast the next day. (usually just coffee is w...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:39:00 GMT

Note to the Cereal Giants

Dear...Kelloggs..Post...General Mills...Quaker...Ralston...Malto Meal..etc..Apples and Cinnammon is not the be all end all of flavors, guys...come up with some new combos ya fools...how bout Nanners a...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:49:00 GMT

new year

Rob Kemp emerged from Special Ed. Blob Blimp they called him.He wouldn't let me borrow his D&D book no matter how I begged.His Steve Martin impression could really make the eyes roll.I saw him wor...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:18:00 GMT

I work in retail pt. 1

I know people...humans...in so much as I know the behavior of humans and the way they interact with each other in a day to day fashion. I work in retail.  I've worked in places that sell pornogra...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 22:58:00 GMT

Fantasy Football is Lame

Why do I play fantasy football?  It always pisses me off..people will tell you that there is skill involved, but it is all luck...unless you are winning of course, then it is all skill...load of ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:05:00 GMT

whee

I thought I saw a dead animal in the road on my way to work..but it was a just a wet piece of carpet
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jul 2005 15:30:00 GMT