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Techno Viking

I am here for Friends

About Me

Yo bitches the name is Branmuffin. Yeah you know you heard 'bout me. Seriously though, how are you? How's your mother? Let's have a sit down, and discuss things as if we were sipping arsenic laced tea from your grandmother's chipped chi-na, at the edge of the world...

Wait..... what? Anyway, I like to do stuffs that involve, hanging out with my friends.I am currently dating the love of my life, he is wonderful, he completes me. Kellie is my almost- yet- totally- famous cousin, she's da bomb, Shaun is her lova, he and I are homies from way back. I also have random bands of loyal followers scattered across Berea and Richmond, they meet on Saturdays to discuss 'me' related events, they even have a book club!

I'm a dork, I like to play video games (I'm a recovering WoW addict) and pretty much avoid physically exerting myself whenever possible. I'm into to weird stuff like funny cat videos, and things that make you hallucinate (not drugs, ass). I like the smell of rain on the pavement, I like the smell on the inside of a new DVD (ya know, like inside the plastic). I like the smell of air conditioners. I hate it when someone or something touches my feet. I like horror movies, and comedy, and d-r-a-ama. And oh yeah, I'm gay, and I love it! And fuck you if you don't.So yeah, I'm cool and so are you, cause you're totally reading this verbal vomit.


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My Interests

    The Universe Video Games Anime Drawing Music HangingOut With Friends Ghosts Ghost Hunting Stuff of that general nature...

I'd like to meet:

You 3

Music:

    Linkin Park My Chemical Romance Nirvana 30 Seconds to Mars The Used Marilyn Manson Rob Zombie Lamb of God Hawthorne Heights Bleed The Dream Saosin Death Cab for Cutie Ra The Click Five Fall Out Boy Halifax Panic! At the disco Oasis Aiden I Am Ghost White Zombie Taking Back Sunday Silverstein The Medic Droid Blaqk Audio Otep Flyleaf Kill Hannah Roisin Murphy David Bowie Queen All That Remains From First to Last AFI H.I.M. Matchbook Romance Dir en Grey D'espairs Ray

Movies:

    The Shining The Haunting The Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Red Dragon Night of the Living Dead Return of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Shaun of the Dead Pet Semetary Pumpkin Head Poltergeist The Amittyville Horror The Ring The Grudge Zombie Audition House of a 1000 Corpses The Devil's Rejects The Omen Hostel Saw 1, 2, 3 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Halloween Series( except for 3, don't ask) Dogma A Knight's Tale Labyrinth Legend The Others Edward Scissor Hands From Hell Secret Window The Beach The Man in the Iron Mask The Conan The Barbarian movies 30 Days of Night Reincarnation Guinea Pig 2: Flowers of Flesh and Blood The Harry Potter Films The Lord of the Rings Series Troy Alexander Jason and the Argonauts Braveheart The 13th Warrior The Mariachi series Scarface Blow Secret Window The Ninth Gate Requiem For a Dream ,, The Pirates of the Carribean Brokeback Mountain Beautiful Thing Latter Days

Television:

    Most Haunted Attack of The Show Robot Chicken Family Guy South Park Chapelle's Show Ghost Hunters Next X-play Happy Tree Friends Aqua Teen Hunger Force Inuyasha Samurai Champloo Iron Chef 30 minute meals Made

Books:

    The Harry Potter Series The Earthsea cycle 'Salem's Lot The Shining The Halo Novels The Vampire Chronicles The Black Cauldron series

My Blog

Look out, you’re turning blue.

See all those people on the ground Wasting time I try to hold it all inside But just for tonight The top of the world Sitting here wishing The things I've become That something is missing Maybe I... ...
Posted by Techno Viking on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

I may be a little slow, but are you talking about me?

This place is a bloodbath And we won't be taken alive We stand alone Under fictitious skies You were always my enemy carefully crafting my demise You were always my enemy carefully crafting my demis...
Posted by Techno Viking on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST

A couple of random things

1. Bitches aint shit. 2. I fucking love mushrooms. 3. I’m not really sure if this is how you spell quesedilla? 4. I wish I had metallic hands. 5. Or penis hands. 6. Can trees melt? 7. Mike Jones...
Posted by Techno Viking on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

omgz, blogz!*(&^

Hey friends, so yeah, I haven't blogged in awhile but I like reading other people's blogs and whilst I'm reading them I think to myslef "ya know, I should blog more" , but I don't, I just think about ...
Posted by Techno Viking on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

Ass Cold

It is very fucking cold in my room right now, and it's starting to upset me. I mean, I think it's pretty ridiculous when I have to sleep with a hoodie on and occasionally use my hair- dryer for warmth...
Posted by Techno Viking on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Disenchanted

Well I was there on the daythey sold the cards for the queen,and when the lights all went outwe watched our lives on the screen.I hate the ending myself, but it started with an alright scene.If I'm so...
Posted by Techno Viking on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

Simple pleasures

I am currently not in the best mood, but it's simple things like waking up and drinking a warm cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette that make me feel a whole lot better. Well, not a whole lot better,...
Posted by Techno Viking on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

Free At Last!!!!

Today was my last day of high school, I'm free!!!!Actually, I'm surprised that I made it but hey, I did, so yay me!Graduation's gonna rock cause I get to see all my friends one last time and some fami...
Posted by Techno Viking on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

Demolition Lovers

I've met someone someone so special words can't express how much u mean to me you've brought back a feeling, i thought was lost forever and now, as the light drifts away into darkness I feel saf...
Posted by Techno Viking on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:19:00 PST

Oh Snap!

I GOT A TATTOO!!! And guess what bitches?! It rocks my world and  yours!!
Posted by Techno Viking on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:24:00 PST