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Stephanie

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About Me

I have a classic Type B personality, except in my work life where I turn into about an A-. I'm not a very good dancer, and an even worse singer. This doesn't tend to stop me. I hate Stevie Nicks, even though her real name is Stephanie. I am an excellent parallel parker. I do not like cream cheese or being on airplanes. If I could go anywhere in the world, I would go to Dubai. If I am walking and there is a cat in front of me on the sidewalk, I absolutely cannot continue until I stop and pet it. I do not drink coffee or tea, but I drink too much Diet Coke. Morning radio DJs make me cranky. I used to be a nightowl, but now I fall asleep on the couch almost every night before 11pm. I love March Madness. My favorite animal is the fennec. I don't buy organic produce because I would rather have pesticides on my apples than bug larvae in them. I like being the big spoon. Baseball movies make me cry more than romantic ones. I am afraid of hippos and the dark. I blush at the drop of a hat. Nothing is funnier to me than a baby interacting with a cat. I love trivia contests. I didn't learn to crawl until after I learned to walk. I donate blood as often as I can, even though I get turned away a lot for low iron. I would give all I have to take a swing at Karl Rove. I am not very photogenic. I wish I was a better Guitar Hero player. I read The Economist and Us Weekly at the gym. My least favorite chore is doing the dishes. I miss my brother, and wish I could see him more. I have fainted twice in my life. I was first attracted to my fiance because of his story-telling ability. I have never dyed my hair in my life. I leave out "under God" when I say the Pledge of Allegiance. Every time I eat a candy bar or pass the sugar-free endcap at the grocery store, I get worried about my genetic predisposition to diabetes. I am very good at keeping secrets at work, and terrible at keeping secrets outside of work. I always look forward to my birthday. Naps are my favorite weekend activity. Anything else, just ask.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good spellers. Cleverness, eloquence, affability. People who love Taco Del Mar and Olive Garden breadsticks as much as I do. And Jim Halpert.

My Blog

Clean out your desk and open a massage parlor, youre done!

OK.  This is maybe the strangest, most hilarious thing to ever happen to me in real estate.  And it's too funny to keep to myself. I was sorting through the new mail at my office, throw...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Rock out with your caucus out

I caucused today, and while I'm definitely not sorry I did, I was a little disappointed in the process.  When I got to the elementary school where my precinct was being held (Tyler is still regis...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Winding down the day.

1. Do you like blue cheese?Not at all.  Bleu cheese isn't very good either.2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Really?  This is the second question?  Just jump right into the hard drugs?3. D...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Platinum!

I haven't posted in a while, and I was in the mood... I was going to call Tricia as soon as this happened because I knew she'd appreciate it the most, but I forgot.  So now I'm posting a blog at ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:06:00 GMT

RIP Chrysler 1998-2007

Well, it's not really dead.  I just don't own it anymore.  Because I bought a new car!  It's a 2007 Nissan Versa, and it's bitchin, to use the technical term.   It's also very...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Steph Vs. Wild

The winner:  Wild. This morning at 10am I set out on a 2-hour horseback ride through some really neat trails near my vacation spot in Eastern Washington.  Since I've ridden before, my guide ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:22:00 GMT

The cat plays a prank.

So this morning Tyler and I wake up, and as I'm in the bathroom I hear Tyler in his office say, "Neon!  What did you do?  Why would you do such a thing?".  I put my glasses on and walk ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Lucky seven

THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the 7 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a BLOG of their own 7 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the e...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:56:00 GMT

Nevus sebacous.

That's the technical term for my hickey birthmark.  I had a follow-up with a different doctor at Virginia Mason the other day (long story, my other doctor went on some kind of leave), and sh...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 20:45:00 GMT

"A tumor of pure tyranny"

I don't normally post politically relevant things on my blog, not because I don't care or I don't want to discuss it with people (because I absolutely do on both counts), but because I find ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:12:00 GMT