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Richard

I'd like to talk more, but I just get so sleepy...

About Me

My crazy friend bullied me into signing up and writing this ridiculous biography. I figure it's the best chance I have for getting my story told. It's an interesting one involving zoo animals and a life boat....or is that 'Life of PI?'WWW.PUREVOLUME.COM/RICHARDHELLSTERN - That's my music link with some of my songs on it. enjoy.

My Interests

I'm interested in things that are red, things that make a car go, things that start with the letter M and the game show Pyramid.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Frank Sinatra. That's clearly not going to happen. As I write this, I have no contacts on myspace.com. I know this because myspace.com is broadcasting the phrase 'Richard has zero (0) friends. This seems a bit heavy handed. Good thing I'm of strong character.

Music:

Music is food. Food is necessary. Necessary is a word I can never spell right the first time. Two Cs? Two Ss? check out my purevolume site at: www.purevolume.com/richardhellstern. I have some songs there and you will like them because I said so.

Movies:

Movies are not food. They are about as interesting as a group as sheep. Indiviual films, the ones you like, however...well, that's like being a sheep in the pasture and finding just the right sheep companion. You want to just look at it over and over. Because it looks so much like you.

Books:

Books are dead trees held together with glue and generally include a whole bunch of information you can use at cocktail parties.

My Blog

The Post Office

So I'm in line at the post office. Seems harmless enough. Just standing in line. This guy two people ahead of me is clearly agitated. checking his watch, stomping his foot, steam coming out his ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST