most of this shouldn't even go here.. i dont get bored easily, i love peanut butter, i wish i could play guitar, i have a tendency to leave the milk out, one leg comes out of the blankets at night when it's hot because im too lazy to get up and turn the fan on, the beach is cool, i dont like wearing shoes, i use quotes from various movies in my everyday speech, people know me, i do jump in the pool and call it a shower, im good at backflips, i hate the "in-between" period of getting ready to go do something somewhere, longboarding is fun, lava lamps mesmerize me, i used to pole vault, sometimes my friends suck, strawberry milk is always satisfying, once i milked a cow, bob saget is a funny guy, surfer chicks are hot, i can never think of the right thing to say at the right time, i drink alcohol to have fun not to get drunk, getting up early for me is a crisis, going to the pet store with friends creates worthy memories, i laugh when somebody kills a joke, i dont remember most of my dreams, i like everything on my pizza, chuck norris rules all, im good at singing sir mixalot, i miss my heap of jeep.
your mom...
im a rockaholic, i just can't live without rockahol
funny, frightening, and fallacious
simpsons, ultimate fighter, mad tv, fuse, football
the ABC's of Manliness by Maddox
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