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paul

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About Me

I am a hot young man aged 15. I have 3 brothers and have blond hair with blue eyes. My birthday is October 17th, 1989 and i caused the earthquake when i popped out. Yea i am a pimp. MVP baseball is the coolest game ever almost as cool as Chris Wong. I have a gigantic penis and listen to 105.7 all day long. La calle y mas. That's the shit. My hobbies are playing sports and watching gay midgit horse porno. I have a fatty six pack and Carman Electra likes rubbing it along with something else every night. WHat can i say...I have the magic stick.

My Interests

I like playing video games, also i play the sport baseball as well as many other sports. I am a life guard at the swim and raquet club and i am known for being the sexiest life guard there. Everyone wants to pull a sandlot on me!

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet carman electra, valadimir guerarro, and mike schmitty.

Music:

la calle,dredg,and johnny cash.

Movies:

anchorman,starsky and hutch, and i really like the horse porno special where they star the midgets.

Television:

familyguy,simpsons,and seinfield.

Books:

the dragons of eden, Great expectations, and the odyssey.

Heroes:

chris wong, derek jeter, and my mommy.