I'm a staunch believer in Monday as the new Saturday, brown as the new black, and violet as the new neutral. Real New Yorkers never say "Real New Yorkers". I'm a Mets fan. I'm also a fan of the Met (museum and opera house). I'm a cynic, but I still believe in the impossible (which is, of course, impossible). Testimonials welcome (except from those who believe in roasting).
