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Monkey

Yo Mama is like a Big Mac...Full of fat & only worth $1

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What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics)


1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comThe True United States Marine Description: Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Hustler in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill, a pack of smokes...or a woman he can count on.Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls,females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented, spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry. And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.

I'd like to meet:

People out for a good time with unplanned laughs. An awkward silence and a hilarious fall make for a blast of laughter.Anyone willing to chill and be content, not wanting anything from me other than friendship.
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Music:

Almost anything.
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Movies:

Gone in 60 seconds----hella good movieIt's a Wonderful Life---best christmas movie

Television:

Don't watch it don't care.
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My Blog

Footprints

Footprints In My HeartFootprints in the sand  Are not as significant  As the ones left in my heart  Left behind by ones who cared  Ones in which time I shared  Their prints wi...
Posted by Monkey on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST

First "Blog" Ever!

I ain't gotta clue what the hell this thing is or who came up with this name "blog". So if anyone can help a simple WHITEBOY understand that'd be great. So, really I'm just trying this thing out ...
Posted by Monkey on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:11:00 PST