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Tijuana

Be patient...it's coming...

About Me

I'm pretty wild and crazy in the most refined way possible. I like to party but I enjoy the long walks on the beach as well. I'm pretty dirty. Not smelly but profane. I love dirty jokes and fart noises. But I'm still a total friggin' lady. I am a dirty girl. I've grown to accept it. I come from a long line of dirty old women who swear and make jokes about sex organs. I can't run from that. It's where I came from. Love it or hate it, that's what makes Ti, Ti.
How to make a Tijuana
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts silliness
5 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

Theatre, Movies, Music, Dancing, Football, Sketch Comedy, Karaoke, TV, Politics, Cooking, Eating, Drinking, Writing(not very well)

I'd like to meet:

Ex-boyfriends...past admirers who were too shy to profess their love for me because of my intimidating beauty. TuPac, where are you?

Music:

Ray Lamontagne, Joshua Radin, Al Green, Ernie Halter, Schuyler Fisk, Tony Lucca, Jay Nash, Rob Giles, Amos Lee, Ben Harper, Damien Rice, Stevie Wonder, Marc Broussard, Brandi Carlile, Coldplay, William Fitzsimmons, Etta James, Keane, Bonnie Prince Billy, Aretha Franklin

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Garden State, Little Shop of Horrors, Crash, The Color Purple, Talladega Nights, Dirty Dancing, Borat, A Nightmare on Elm Street

Television:

Da Ali G Show, The State, American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, Weeds, Battlestar Gallactica, Entourage, Scrubs, Dr. Who, Flavor of Love, Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, Dexter, The Office, Sopranos, The Daily Show and Colbert Report. Makes for a whole lotta DVR'n

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning, Women of Brewster Place, subway trash novels...you know, Dan Brown and his contemporaries. And I love cook books. That's good readin'.

Heroes:

My grandma,Stella Mae, and my mom, Noeida. They are women of the rock from which I was cut.

My Blog

Atlanta will never be the same...

So I've been really bad about keeping everyone informed of my whereabouts... I'm in Atlanta!!!  Please come to see the Women of Brewster Place at the Alliance Theatre previewing September 5t...
Posted by Tijuana on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:28:00 PST

Southern Invasion

So I'm coming home for a bit.  Well, not quite.  I'll be in Atlanta doing the Women of Brewster Place at the Alliance Theatre in August and September.  We open September 5th and run unt...
Posted by Tijuana on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

Suddenly I'm a real actor again

Hmmm...what's that?  That's a weird feeling.  Kinda warm.  I think I like it.  It must come from regular acting work.  Two days, two guest star spots.  I just b...
Posted by Tijuana on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

6 Degrees of Tijuana

I just booked an episode of the show 6 Degrees on ABC.  I know what your thinking, "Wasn't that show canceled?"  Well, apparently not.  They were on hiatus.  Their fate is still up...
Posted by Tijuana on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

Why do I continue to let them show me death's door...

I'm talking about the Saints of course.  The Philly game was retarded!  Nearly died in the last 2 minutes.  Had to keep an eye on my heart rate with the nifty new watch Michael's mom ga...
Posted by Tijuana on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

Singing and Soaping

So I leave on Sunday for Jacksonville, Florida where I will then be shuttled to a little town called Yulee and a great estate called White Oak.  There I will be rehearsing and performing ano...
Posted by Tijuana on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

More Soap Suds

For more of Nurse Katie's adventures in Springfield, Illinois, tune in to Guiding Light on January 19th, 22th, 24th, and 26th.  Hear me say things like "I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be in here" a...
Posted by Tijuana on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Latest news

So I got cast in this film, The Girl in the Park, and I'll be shooting sometime next week, I believe.  I'm playing the role of Narissa who is, you guessed it, a health care professional.  I'...
Posted by Tijuana on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Can't sleep. Must do something.

**Warning: If you're reading this thinking your going to get some sort of good news or that you will be spiritually moved by what I've said, just turn back now.** So it's 3:46 am.  I went to bed ...
Posted by Tijuana on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

Soap appearance...

I guess I'm supposed to be on Guiding Light this week.  My stunning portrayal of Nurse Katie is back by popular demand.  Or at least by Kim Zimmer's demand and she runs shit so there. &...
Posted by Tijuana on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST