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Jess!

jessisalmostadinosaur

About Me

[you're out of line, and rarely sober]

Jess!

19.

I spend most of my time with my boyfriend, Alex ♥♥

I just moved here not too long ago, and I'm constantly looking for new friends.

I think 16 held better days.

I'm an asshole and I don't put up with much bullshit.
I will choke you,and still feel good about myself.

Dear Jessaboo. you're amazing and I love you. ♥

My Interests


Doorbells, Unicorns, ice cream, swings, temporary tattoos, long walks on the beach, CHICKEN NUGGETS, movies, music, PUPPIES!
and Base ball

I'd like to meet:


Anyone that isn't completely retarded.

I hate being called "sexy", so if you call me that, not only will I hate you, but I won't talk to you.

I would suggest not talking to me if you are over the age of 25.

If you're nice, I'll be nice too.

AIM - That Fat Friend

Heroes:


this lady right here is my favorite, ever.

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Posted by Jess! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

this is

the gay.
Posted by Jess! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

when did my heart go missing?

sometimes. I don't really know about things. I'm one of those people that have to be constantly reassured of things. I need to know what's going on and that what's going on is going well and the right...
Posted by Jess! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

I'm totally

crazy about my boyfriend =]
Posted by Jess! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

I'm so glad

I don't live in WV anymore. like really. people are shady as fuck. and no one really cares about anyone but themselves. most of you are fucking gay and I'm glad I never have to see you if I don't wan...
Posted by Jess! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

I wish I could

find someone worth dating here. damnit. anyone know someone my age who isn't half bad. =]
Posted by Jess! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:24:00 PST

So the BIG move.

I'm not sure if everyone knows yet or not. but I will be moving to Cleveland in a few months. I am probably going to go and spend a few weeks up there in June and then move in July. I'm totally pumped...
Posted by Jess! on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

I don't want

to try anymore.   eh.  
Posted by Jess! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

stop me if you've heard this one before

I just took a 4 hour nap.and I shouldn't be tiredI have stuff to do.I wish I had someone to do stuff with.just hang out and nonsense
Posted by Jess! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

my family

makes things awkward sometimes.
Posted by Jess! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST