Don't Add Me Unless You Read This. Chances Are We'll Hate Eachother And Need To Throwdown.
Alright, people gave me shit because I didn't say anything in this section. So here it goes. I'm cynical as fuck. I'm judgemental. I have my faults. And you love them. I'm Coral. It's not pronounced "Carl". It's oral with a fucking C. I feel bad for prostitutes. I'm 18 FINALLY. I live in Philadelphia. I LOVE this city. I work at McDonald's. Yeah, laugh. I DON'T APPRECIATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT ME, YET DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FUCKING SAY IT TO MY FACE. Uhm, I love how people dick-eat off of my about me. So, feel free to steal whatever you want and say their your own words. It's flattering. My myspace isn't very cute and frankly I don't exactly give a fuck. I am the kind of girl your parents don't want you to hang out with. Screaming makes beautiful music. Pornography is an art. I do not, and I repeat DO NOT, give a fuck if you like the music I listen to. I'm not ashamed of my past. I do not tolerate racism, sexism, or homophobia in any way, so don't come at me with that shit. Girls, that picture of you and your friend making out for myspace isn't hot. Neither is that fucking stupid ensemble with wearing leggings under your skirt. That's mad played out and I'm sick of seeing it. I hate people who mistreat animals. I hate annoying restaurant patrons. I hate when people come up to my register, order two double cheeseburgers and pay with a 100 dollar bill. I hate fat girls in mosh pits. Don't force your fucking religion on me. If I like you, you will love me. If I love you, you will hate me. There is no grey area. The Alien is better than the Predator. Nerdy is one of the most lyrically-beautiful songs ever written. IF YOU HAVE "STFU" ANYWHERE IN YOUR MYSPACE NAME, DON'T ADD ME. Your band probably sucks. I don't care about how much you love your girlfriend. I don't care about how big your gauges are. I don't care about how much you drink and party. I don't care about how much you smoke. I don't care about how many shows you go to. I like cigarettes. I like coffee. Tattoos are lovely. Michael Jackson didn't do it. My parents think I do meth because I'm really skinny. And you will too. I like Seinfeld a lot. I thought the Blair Witch Project was real. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Ever since I broke my collarbone, I get freaked out when people touch my left shoulder. So don't do it. If you don't like Saves the Day, we probably have nothing in common. I hate when great songs get ruined by a bad memory. I am a sucker for bruises and black eyes. I love sharks. Shark Week is my favorite week out of the whole year. I love zombies. I love horror movies. I love tacky jewelry. Real men don't rape. I do not hate rap music. I have no idea of what to do with my life. I think Flava Flav is the fucking MAN. I am an extremely jealous person. Shoot me. I like Fall Out Boy, suck it. But you do too, only you like their "older stuff", which saves your rep, smart thinking. I believe girls can be just as sexual as they want to be. Mics are for singing AND swinging. YOU ARE NOT LEGEND. I love a boy anyone who can fucking spell. "When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself." This is true. I love my friends. The Alkaline Trio has NEVER made a bad song. Things never work out the way I want them to. I like guns. I like knives. I have extremely bad luck. I adore Edward Norton. Pee Wee was and always has been my hero. This is the "About Me" section of Coral Lawrence's Myspace. Can you handle it?And this pretty much sums up my life in rap form...Thanks, Bill Davis.Yo I said Coral kills cops, don't stop, bust shots, at Franklin Towne Kids at bus stops. So make way, of her AK, or she'll make you lay, with a bullet to the head in broad day. Sharp as a razor, quiet as a cat, she'll roll up a blunt and blaze ya, what you know about that? Coral's my god but you ain't sucka. Jesus don't got shit and Mother Theresa can't touch her.
Oh yeah, don't message me saying that I'm hot, that I keep you up at night, or that you masturbate to my pictures. I already know this.