Uhm, Hello? Like, Seriously. |
"So April, I hear your boyfriend's a mad hottie.""What's the point of having a boyfriend who's not?"...
Posted by April on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Things That Make Me Wanna Puke In My Shoes: Part 3 |
So, remember a long time ago when I was talking about how disgusting it is to watch hipsters making out and old people holding hands and shit like that?Yeah.I'm going to have to apologize, because my ...
Posted by April on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Now That I’m Off the Phone I Can Tell You About ACL |
Day 1 : Missed Bjork because of Mysterious Texan Bug Bite on left foot, causing much swelling, blistering, and cursing. A trip to an idiot doctor is in order.Day 2 : FUCKING HOT. Managed to stay alive...
Posted by April on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:29:00 PST |
ACL Music Fest Survival Guide: How To Beat the Heat, Conquer the Crowds, and Save Cash! |
Don't go.Full recap to follow.
Posted by April on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Single-ness. |
Me: "Hi. Thanks. I have a coupon!"Pizza Delivery Boy: "Cool. Where'd you get this?"Me: "In the mail."Pizza Delivery Boy: "You know, you can go online and get another one for next time."Me: "Hey, thank...
Posted by April on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST |
Austin and its Goddamned Music Festivals |
Austin's ridiculously awesome music scene is making wonder if I've actually died unbeknownst to myself and entered into the greatest heaven I ever could have imagined. We have yet another festival set...
Posted by April on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:04:00 PST |
A Word of Advice. |
Dear All,Try, if you can help it, never to get a sinus infection, stubbornly put off seeing a doctor, give in and see said doctor only to be won over by his attentiveness and charm--potentially shifti...
Posted by April on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST |
Not Very Designer-ly. |
I am a product designer whose cell phone is taped together.
Posted by April on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:47:00 PST |
Lack of Options. |
I think the cosmos are trying to tell me not to date. It seems all the men in my life the past year are either morons, immature, too old, not old enough, too dramatic, geographically misplaced, ignori...
Posted by April on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST |
I Can Fend For Myself, Thank You. |
"Hey April, a friend of mine is trying to set me up on a blind date, but the guy's too young for me. He's 32. That's not too old for YOU though, in Guy Years.""Yeah, in Guy Years, he's younger than me...
Posted by April on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST |
