Here be the deal... |
I don't check this profile, today is an exception, as I barelly have time to wipe myself these days. The only reason I do take the time to wipe is I don't want to offend (don't say I never did anythin...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:50:00 GMT |
Ouch! Stop pumping, youre hurting me :( |
Here's a list of some of the biggest budget busters on the market, including tank size and how much it costs to fill an empty tank at $3.50 a gallon(according to Yahoo):
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Make and model
Tank size...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:40:00 GMT |
Santas warned ho ho ho offensive to women |
Wed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET
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SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women,...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:37:00 GMT |
Report: Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To Stuf |
EAST HANOVER, NJA new report released by the Food and Drug Administration Monday suggests that regular consumption of Oreo's Double Stuf cookies could lead to an increased tolerance to stuf. "For 9...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:47:00 GMT |
Not the case this time around but has been in the past *snicker* |
Educational Playmates(r) is proud to announce the newest inedutainment: The Talking Voice Teacher Doll. This revolutionary dollsimulates a real-life voice teacher, and through our sophisticatedCriticF...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
WHY, WHY, WHY.... |
Why , Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:55:00 GMT |
It’s about choices ~ a story |
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good moodand always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I wou...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:04:00 GMT |
I’m fed up with bad church music |
1. If you are of the opinion that Here I Am, Lord, On Eagle's Wings, and Be Not Afraid are NOT the most beautiful church songs ever written.2. If you hear "Mass of Creation" one more time, you may thr...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:04:00 GMT |
Yep Janelle, theyre wack |
Toilet Paper Wedding Gown Contest Winners!**
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One usually wears a Wedding Gown only once... SO...why not make it DISPOSABLE!! ?? The dresses entered in this contest were SO SPECTACU...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:20:00 GMT |
From the mouth of Fred |
To the peoples:
"I would like to date a milkmaid. I bet they would give great handjobs"
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:23:00 GMT |
