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About Me

I am the coolest bitch alive! And I'm modest too! Really though, I am just a fun-lovin' kid who likes to party like it's 1999. Well, really I'm not a kid anymore, as much as I wouldn't like to admit it. I am 25 years young after all. I am a business student in Champaign, IL. I work for the biggest landlord in town renting apartments. It's a decent gig for now. I also bartend at the coolest place in C-U Chief's! But my real dream is to be on American Idol and be the next Constatine Moroulis. It's like the sexy void in my life after Rod Stewart went soft was suddenly filled. And now I want to follow in his sexy rocker footsteps. Hmm... what else. I am originally from the Chicago 'burbs. I've also got 2 awesome sisters who are also my best friends. I think that's about all I'll let you in on for now. Oh, did I forget to mention that I am also a transsexual? Haha, just kidding.Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

I am interested in being interesting. I also enjoy golfing, tennis, softball, Cubs games, live music of any kind, traveling, school, movies, etc. etc. etc. I am also the queen of karaoke and drunken messages!
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

New friends including anyone who realizes how cool I am. Everyone else can kiss my a$$.

Music:

I listen to only gangsta rap because I am white and oppressed and I can relate to it. Ha, not really, I listen to a lot of classic rock and pretty much anything I can shake my a$$ and sing to. I love everything from cheesy pop to harder rock. What's in my cd player right now Dierks Bentley, Kenny Chesney, Sublime, 311, Queen Greatest Hits (Freddy mercury was a god among mere mortals), The Rolling Stones 40 Licks (then again, this is ALWAYS in the rotation, and Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon. I also gotta represent for Lorenzo Goetz, they are one of my favorite bands in the world and hale from Champaign! I am also a huge fan of Sergio "the skinny guy" Mazariegos he is one sexy motha'.

Movies:

I love anything by Quentin Tarantino, anything starring Bruce Willis, and pretty much all kids movies. Some favorites are Moulin Rouge, Pulp Fiction, Half Baked, Blades of Glory, Borat, Ali G. Indahouse, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers, Love Actually, Saved, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Elf, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, & 40 Year-Old Virgin

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Television:

The O.C. is a religious thing for me. Oh, and definitely the Office. Other than that, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Law & Order SVU, D. Ali G. Show, Rescue Me, and definitely Project Runway, Desperate Housewives, Scrubs (so terribly underrated) and The Colbert Report

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Books:

Currently I am reading the exciting 8th edition of Economics 102. I know you are jealous. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers was probably one of the best books I ever read. It made me laugh out loud to the point where I think people thought I was a little nuts when reading in public. I also love any book by Jacqueline Susann creator of Valley of the Dolls. She was so ahead of her time!

Heroes:

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Wood and Bill Wyman, Bart Simpson, Jerry Springer (wrangling white trash for 15+ years now), Bruce Lee, my big sisters

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My Blog

ipods: they aren't just for entertaining anymore

Soundtrack to my Life- as chosen by my iPod... I stole this from Laura, but I saw it before with the following twist...I set my iPod to shuffle and whatever song came up answered what the song for th...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Beth on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

Observations

Isn't it the truth ! 1. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen ! "2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid s...
Posted by Beth on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST

New Perscription

Struggling with Shyness? Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? ...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:44:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 09:38:00 PST

bar fights and bar flies or 6 degrees of Geo's

People I cannot stress enough that we all need to think before we drink! Sometimes our actions when we are drinking create an enormous domino effect and we may not even know it. But the wo...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST

Here's to one of the greatest weekends in a long time

Just wanted to record a little bit about one of the greatest weekends I've had in a very long time. Just when I thought last weekend was great (what with Halloween and being back in Chi) I thoug...
Posted by Beth on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST

the perfect mate

I got into a conversation last night with someone about why it is that I could possibly be single when I have so much to offer (like modesty for instance!). And I have been told that perhaps my ...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:30:00 PST

My first blog

Hmmm...I've never done one of these before. I figure no time to start like the present. So here is a poem I wrote about 5 years ago that I am really particularly proud of... Somewhere Some...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:26:00 PST