Act accordingly |
Pledge undying allegiance to the Moon now, lest we are forced to use the quad lazer to vaporize that bulbous flesh-button you call a head. And we can promise, within 1/574th of a probability unit, tha...
Posted by quad_lazer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cooperation is demanded |
You will read our bloggery and you will like it. You are fascinated by our superlatude, so much so that we must invent new words to properly describe our position of dominance. Now infu...
Posted by quad_lazer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
We don't like the way you are |
We can no longer tolerate insolence from the earth population. Your vapid musical tastes and mindless verbal communications are causing much discomfort in all 168 of our technologically ...
Posted by quad_lazer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
