About Me
Oompa Loompa Army
blah blah blah fuckin blah....god i fuckin hate this part where u have to "describe urself." well for the most part i am who i am, im quiet at 1st, but when u get to kno me and im in a good mood im somewhat of a crazy mother fucker. for example...i once asked Randy Blythe of lamb of god if i could lick his back hair. he replied with "fuck no! r u fucking gay?" and i blurted out (loud enough for the whole band to hear) "YES!"
moving on....
my stature seems to scare people. this can b a good thing, and a bad thing. lets b cliche for a moment....music is a huge part of my life. guitar as well.... so anyways....im not gonna decribe how i look, or any of that bullshit. if u wanna kno me then do just that. im a man of respect...or so i like to think...if ur nice to me ill b nice to u...if ur being an ass-hat to me....im gonna b an ass-hat to u. wich brings me to another point....I HATE STUPIDITY...and yes i fall under that category at times just as everybody else. but i only hate when the act of being stupid is in the immediate timeframe.
im not gonna lie...ive been thru the "goth" stage, the "emo" stage, even when i was younger i had the "wigger" stage....god i cringe when i think of it, it was slight...just the way i dressed resembled it. and i can read a person like a book most of the time. mainly bcuz i study them and watch them...learn the way they think and act. then its fuckin easy.
right now im more of a metal head, juggalo, maggot, rocker. i love heavy music, i greatly enjoy all psychopathic music, and i even go as far as john mayer and johnny cash.
did i mention i hate....with a special, specific passion....the emo/pop music and myspace trend? im only gonna state this, cuz i dont wanna waste away a few days sitting here typing how in-depth this special hatred is.
well goddamn ive wrote mor in this than i ever have in this shit. hmm...i guess by now uve gotten some of my personality so i guess this about wraps it up for "about me."
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Basics:
Name: patrick...but call me patera (short story but dnt wanna tell)
Date of Birth: 2-22-89
Birthplace: a crusty old vagina in a peice of shit hell-hole
Current Location: still a peice of shit hell-hole
Eye Color: blue-ish green-ish orange-ish. no seiously
Hair Color: uhh...multi? mostly dark brown
Height: 6 foot 4 bitch
Heritage: ummm....no fuckin clue
Piercings: not yet
Tattoos: not yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: ill pick singer......corey fucking taylor
Song: o god damn.....way to many to name. no fuckin way i can pick one
Movie: uhh...the star wars series. a clockwork orange, any music dvd of a band i like, hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, buku others as well.
Disney Movie: hmmm....cant remember my favorite right now
TV show: well right now i really like scrubs, mythbusters, south park, and plenty others.
Color: black, slime green/weed green, red, all darker colors from electric blue to blood red
Food: crab legs.....
Pizza topping: hmm...dunno
Ice-Cream Flavor: i dnt eat ice cream honestly...rarely
Drink (alcoholic): stone sour, yeager bombers, knock-outs
Soda: coke
Store: uhhh....i dnt fuckin kno. if it has wut i need at the time, i like it.
Clothing Brand: do i look like a fuckin trend follower?
Shoe Brand: dnt give a fuck. but right now its dc
Season: winter
Month: october-late january....or monsoon season
Holiday/Festival: dunno...i do my own thing on all of them
Flower: dnt give a fuck
Make-Up Item: see above statement
Board game: uhh....battleship
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy. fuck yeah
Chocolate or vanilla: niether
Fruit or veggie: fruits
Night or day: night/twilight/overcast
Sour or sweet: both
Love or money: money...sorry...sounds fickle but my will is good
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: both
Coffee or tea: both
Hot or cold: cool
Your:
Goal for this year: umm....succeed in my new band and get a record out and start doing shows
Most missed memory: i miss everything depending on wut the situation is and wut makes me think of the missed time
Best physical feature: my hair?
First thought waking up: hmm...morning wood...gotta piss...wheres my fone? i can hit the snooze button again.
Hypothetical personality disorder: wtf?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: really depends on if its used right. over-sized tits isnt a right use
Sesame street alter ego: never watched it
Fairytale alter ego: uh.....no fucking clue
Most stupid remark: the most recent one....me: can i lick ur back hair? him: fuck no! r u fucking gay?! me:YES!
Worst crime: uhh....dunno...i guess the time i got arrested for domestic violence lol
Greatest ambition: to succeed in my new band and go places with it
Greatest fear: thats classified. i culd tell u, but then id have to kill u.
Darkest secret: see above
Favorite subject: depends on my mood or wuts going on
Strangest received gift: ummm....shit....gotta think. aha! a box of condoms from my parents....hey its all i culd fuckin think of.
Worst habit: self loathing
Do You:
Smoke: weed? yes. cigarettes? only socially, like at a party, wich is rare.
Drink: ocassionally.
Curse: fuck yeah (such a cliche' answer huh?)
Shower daily: no lol
Like thunderstorms: hell yeah
Dance in the rain: no, but i enjoy being in the rain
Sing: sometimes
Play an instrument: fuck yeah. guitar for Vivicide! check us out! (shameless plug)
Get along with your parents: ..........no
Wish on stars: only the shooting stars, and only to entertain myself
Believe in fate: kinda
Believe in love at first sight: no. but i believe in booty call at 1st sight!
Can You:
Drive: yup
Sew: no
Cook: kinda. eggs: no problem. anything else: if it has micro-wave instructions, yes
Speak another language: no
Dance: no...im fat, and white
Sing: didnt i already fuckin answer this?
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yuh
Curl your tongue: maybe?
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: once
Been Stoned/High: hellyeah
Eaten Sushi: no
Been in Love: yuh
Skipped school: yuh
Made prank calls: yuh
Sent someone a love letter: yuh
Stolen something: yuh
Cried yourself to sleep: yu.....i mean no lol...got used to all the "yuh" answers
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? stupidity. and thats a very broad field. undeserved sense of self-worth, an ego, and ego that sez "im better than u bcuz of this or that." o god....so much more
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? bedtime? haha!
Name three things you can't live without: eating, sleeping, and ofcourse, pussy
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? no
Do you have any pets? yuh
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? if i culd get away with it and never have to ever deal with ANY reprocutions or consequences, yes.
What is you middle name? see "classified info" statement
Nicknames? patera, patar, and many other lil ones from family and gf pet-names
Are you for or against gay marriage? dont care, just dont make a sceen about it and keep the affection to the bedroom. i do and so shuld u
What are your thoughts ..ion? very confusing
Do you have a crush on anyone? hellyeah
Are you afraid of the dark? fuck no, i embrace it, use it to my advantage
How do you want to die? peacefully, painlessly, or in a blaze of glory
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? uhh...well theres otter-pops. i cleaned a box out throughout the day once
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? probably
What is the last law you?ve broken? pokeing smot
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark or multi colored, but nuthin too excessive
Eye color: bright
Height shorter than me but not TOO short
Weight average for their size, maybe a lil mor (not fat but full)
Most important physical feature: fair skin i guess
Biggest turn-off theres way too much to type here
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