My name is Sterling. I am the creation I have made since 1988. I am a product of a Mountain Dew commercial and some sort of a weird Guy Richie movie. If a band was suppose to describe me it would be Muse. I love Vans shoes. I have never had better shoes than the Rowleys XL3's. I have a sarcastic and somewhat dark sense of humor, and no, I don't like any sort of dead baby jokes! I love baseball and lacross, although I wish I was as good at lacross as I was at baseball. I have bowled a 180 as a high, but a 125 as an average. My dream car is a 1967 Shelby GT 500...Elanore... My self image is a cross between Nicholas Cage in "Raising Arizona", and Brad Pitt in "Fight Club" haha... My goal in life is not to look like my dad, who resembles a hairier George Kastanza. I don't know what I want to do with my life yet, but I think I would like to either be in the Medical field or the Criminal Justice field. I hate cat hair on my clothing. I like to barter and trade things. I find myself on craigslist.com looking for cars when I don't have money, just to see if there are some good deals. I am a very spiritual person, and am trying to be more religious. I am trying my best to be Mormon, although my personal guide lines aren't aren't as set in stone as they probably should be. I skipped Kindergarten. Who skips kindergarten? I missed out on nap time when I was little so I try to sleep as much as I possibly can now. I love photography. I wish to maybe persue that hobby although it is very expensive! If you have read this far, go do something with your time....When I was little my mother was very inapropriate with me. She would wash her lingre in my bath water when I was still in it. Thats why I am a male escort...
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