Aubree

from the age of 92 i have been playing instruments and hacking (singing) along with them. at such a late stage in life i have realized it is far too late to make anything of my so called "talents" so i just sit in a large purple chair, drink rum, eat cheesies and smoke my extra long cigarettes. did i mention i have 14 billion cats? they live in my attic and i sometimes let them down into society, generally to throw at people on my lawn. my neighbours are all trolls of which live underneath bridges, eating children and the occasional rabbit. and my cats of course, but that's okay since i have them at my disposal. i certainly hope no one reads this. i have to pee. i have a queen sized bed. and i make milkshakes in my spare time. that is all you have to know about me.