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Branin

Rawrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! Pfft Pffff Grrrrrrr, Rawrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Sincerely, Paris Hiltons Vagina.

About Me

In May, when sea winds pierced our solitudes
I found the fresh Rhodora in the woods
Spreading it's leafless blooms in a damp nook
To please the desert and the sluggish brook
The purple petals, fallen in the pool
Made the black water with their beauty gay
And court the flower that cheapens his array

My Interests

I am in love with music, the composition of life and what a beautiful masterpiece it is, Snow, winter, and all the Snowboarding that comes with winter, good times, laughing hysterically every night with my friends. Wakeboarding is fun. So are intellectual conversations. I'm interested in everyone that I don't know...especially if you're not awesome enough to know me....because then I can laugh at you....or with you...or whatever...

I'd like to meet:

Rhodora! if the sages ask thee why
This charm is wasted on the earth and sky
Tell them, dear, that if eyes were made for seeing
Then Beauty is it's own excuse for being
Why thou wert there, O rival of the rose!
I never thought to ask, I never knew
But, in my simple ignorance, suppose
The self-same power that brought me there
Brought you.~~~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music:

First impressions are everything and I happen to listen to everything, so just in case a genre of song you don't like is on my page I'll write out a few musicians I like. Basically, go fuck yourself and your musical taste.
Dragonforce, Envy, Van Johnson, Neil Perry, Lamb of God, The Faint, New York Pony Club, Shiny Toy Guns, Randy Rhoads, Pg. 99, Knifeswitch, P9R, MiniBosses, Zeppelin, Rush, Skynard, Petty, Hendrix, Old My Chemical Romance, Ancient AFI, J Johnson, Goldfrapp, Oasis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Cream, Mustaphamond, A Day in Black and White, Explosions in the Sky, Against Me, Propagandhi, Refused, Immortal Technique, Atmosphere, Rage and anything 90's. Like Third Eye Blind and the Goo Goo Dolls. Yeah now that hits the spot.

Movies:

Run Ronnie Run! Grandma's Boy, Boondock Saints, Loose change v.1 and v.2, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS BABY, Kill Bill 1&2, Undercover Brother, Detroit Rock City, Mall Rats, Dogma, South Park, Wedding Crashers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Ladies Man, Anchor Man, 40 year old Virgin, V for Vendetta, All Bond movies, and a billion others I can't remember right now.

Television:

The only tv shows I let myself be brainwashed by are SCRUBS! South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Futurama, The view....(because making fun of fat women in their 50's never gets old) and drawn together.

Books:

The Divine Comedy written by Dante Algeheri.
The Game By Neil Strauss.
How to Be a Complete and Awesome Person By Me.
How to Suck Lots of Nuts But Be Hillarious and Get Laid By Sloan.
How to Run Over a Cat Doing 120mph By Cody.
I'm Sure Ginger Kids Have Souls By Nate.
How to Get the Nickname "Wheat Thins" By Jessi.
How to Smoke Alot By Danzo.
How to Have Sex on Brandons Bed and Date Crazy Sluts By Todd.
How to Have More Facial Hair Than Me CoWritten By Pat, Sloan and Cody.
How to Pay Someone 5$ to Touch Their Penis By Stacy.
How to Get the Nickname Haircut By Kristen
How to Piss On My Dog by Matt and Cody
How to Give the Goat To Someone Having Sex By Me
How to Fall Off a Cliff and Fuck Yourself Up By Me
How to End Up in A Hospital in a Variety of Ways By Me
How to sleep under a Computer Desk With No Pants On By Sloan
Drive By Pissing Cowritten By Sloan and I

Heroes:

Anyone who has influenced my life in any direction as well as anyone who loves being alive.Joe Rogan Dylan Avery, the director of Loose change for having the heart, mind and perseverance to re-evaluate the events of 9/11 in search of the truth and final restitution for the friends lost, families that were broken and citizens that are divided.Of course I can't leave out the dude who was trapped under a boulder, cut his arm off with a swiss army knife and hiked all the way back to civilization. Life is about instinct, life is about survival, life is about feeling.

My Blog

Question

If life is an illusion and we are asleep;Would you suggest:That we preserve the illusion that we are awake?Or would you,Reccomend that the illusion be dissipated by knowledge that we are asleep?Kind o...
Posted by Branin on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

Moments of inspiration Pt.1

I never really realized how important all of my close friends were to my life until now.  Without them, I am something, but that something is closer to nothing than I could have ever im...
Posted by Branin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

Moments of inspiration Part 1/2

This is something I wrote a couple years ago that I wouldn't like to lose and its been on my profile page too long. I am a soul lost within a billion empty,Hiding within a sparkling few,Engaged in a d...
Posted by Branin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST