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About Me

Im 6'3'', 275 lbs. Im the most fun you'll ever have in your life. I like to fish in the dark. I like to hunt all day long. i really like just goin and chillin out with my bros ryan, adam, corbin, schwabb, bonne, painter, tyler,weidman, and volvo. ya we like playin with cars and goin muddin and catchin stuff on fire. dont try to one up us with fire... u will just end up lookin stupid.

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My Interests

Lifted trucks, fishin, huntin, good scenery, the opposite of tooleys boobs.

I'd like to meet:

you
Name: Ross Burnett
Birthdate: September 18, 1990
Birthplace: indy
Current Location: mooresville
Eye Color: shitty ass brown
Hair Color: shittyISH brown
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 275. hell yeah down 53 pounds.
Piercings: u figure it out
Tatoos: like i said... u figure it out
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: notta
Overused Phraze: what the fuck... PROVE IT I DARE YA
FAVORITES
Food: yep
Candy: love it
Number: h-teen
Color: 14
Animal: jackalope
Drink: the wet kind
Alcohol Drink: fuck you
Bagel: fuck them
Letter: jesus
Body Part on Opposite sex: heart
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: MACdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: hell why not both. cant we all get along?
Hot tea or Ice tea: either or
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: MIXED
Kiss or Hug: same time!
Dog or Cat: both of them fight each other...hahaha
Rap or Punk: do it
Summer or Winter: i like 'em both but i LOVE cold weather
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: so funny i shit my pants
Love or Money: who needs money? o wait i do nevermind forget i said anything
YOUR...
Bedtime: tuesday
Most Missed Memory: getting ejected from a bmw at 70 mph while flipping. no really i dont remember.
Best phyiscal feature: my hard head
First Thought Waking Up: damn it must b wednesday
Goal for this year: lose a shit ton of weight
Best Friends: ryan, queer adam, murph, lugnut, tyler, schwab, boomhower... this list is a long one so ima just cut it short
Weakness: meth
Fears: donty be scared. just be careful.
Heritage: irish and dutch
Longest relationship: yep
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: nope
Ever Smoked: fuck nope
Pot: what the fuck did i just say?!
Ever been Drunk: dammit come on with the questions
Ever been beaten up: try it. i dare ya
Ever beaten someone up: u really wanna find out?
Ever Shoplifted: ... :)
Ever Skinny Dipped: well not me personally but i kno some people that kno some people that robbed some people
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: hahahahahaha thats funny. i"ll give u 3 guesses and the first 2 dont count.
Been Dumped Lately: nope.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: fuck it
Favorite Hair Color: 19
Short or Long: well everyone is short so.....
Height: dont give a damn
Style: what kinda jack-ass question is that?
Looks or Personality: personality but take care of urself
Hot or Cute mild
Drugs and Alcohol: its ur choice.
Muscular or Really Skinny: as long as they arent as grisly as me or maybe even cody barry were fine
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: eleventine billion and a half
What country do you want to Visit: nah im good.
How do you want to Die: i'd rather not but then again i think i might just b immortal
Been to the Mall Lately: fuck nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yup!
Get along with your Parents: most of the time
Health Freak: moms tryin
Do you think your Attractive: well? do you think im attractive? go ahead and answer him them cuz i already kno the answer.
Believe in Yourself: who writes this shit?
Want to go to College: tech school
Do you Smoke: dammit we have been over this
Do you Drink: ask me again and see what happens.
Shower Daily: yassir
Been in Love: dammit
Do you Sing: duh
Want to get Married: 10 years and goin strong!
Do you want Children: bitch YOU ARE MY CHILD. now go to ur room
Have your future kids names planned out: fuck, stoppit, and jeff
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: yep
Hate anyone: you....jackass

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Music:

Country, rock, some rap and hip hop

Movies:

varsity blues, slingblade, rodney carrington live, forrest gump, I now pronounce you chuck and larry

Television:

That 70's show, powerblock, UFC, Pride Fighting Championship, family guy

Books:

Who Reads?!

Heroes:

superman, forrest gump, and forrest griffin