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Nosferatu

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About Me


The Basics
Full Name Jared Marshall Watson.
You like it? It's alright.
Birthdate August 19, 1990.
Height/Weight 6'3", 150 lbs.
Eye Color Blue.
Hair Color Light brown.
Can you...
Drive? Not legally.
Drive a manual? Yeah.
Touch your nose with your tongue? No.
Cook? Pretty well.
Dance? Not very well.
Sing? Mediocre.
Sew? I end up poking my finger over and over again.
Speak another language? Butchered Spanish, 1337, piglatin.
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? Yeah. It's alright.
Been in love? I thought I was once.
Skipped school? Yeah.
Made prank calls? Of course.
Done illegal drugs? No.
Stolen something worth more than ? More than what?
Flashed someone? Probably.
Been drunk? Not recently.
Eaten squid? No.
Been to New York City? Yeah. I'd like to go back.
Been to London? No, I'd like to go.
Favorite
Drink There's a lot.
Soda I don't much care for soda.
Food Potatoes are good.
Restaurant Random little diners and such.
Color Green's good.
Artist Music? The Clash.
Album London Calling.
Website UG?
The Last
Person to hit you Probably a friend.
Person you wanted to hit Probably a friend.
Person you hugged I attacked my brother.
Person you kissed The dog?
Person you wanted to kiss you We'll see.
Country you've been in Foreign? Canada.
Car you've driven My uncle's station wagon.
Law you've broken I don't keep track.
Thing you ate Granola.
Thing you drank Water. Exciting, eh?
Thing you said I've been up alone for a while now so I have no idea.
Book you read I'm in the middle of Cat's Cradle. I recently finished Civilwarland in Bad Decline.
Show you watched I bought and watched American Hardcore on DVD today. That's about it as far as TV goes for today at least.
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My Interests

Loud music, weird music, guitar, animals, cooking, Zen, stupid internet memes, burning things, world cultures, blogging, reading, writing, beards, tattoos, swimming, religious texts, good tea, pessimism, art, confusing stupid people, documentaries, friends, politics, and other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody at some point.

Music:

My profile song is really good. Other songs are really good too.

Movies:

Weird indie films, documentaries, and comedies. Anything from Monty Python is gold.

Television:

I watch very little TV. South Park, Family Guy, Henry Rollins Show, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons and whatever is on the Food Network when I can't find anything better to do with my time.

Books:

Lamb by Christopher Moore, Animal Farm by George Orwell, and Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut are among the best books I've read but what exactly defines a book as "best" anyway? Satire and humor are usually good things in my humble opinion, as is any sort of sociopolitical commentary. Read the three I mentioned and you'll get it.

Heroes:

There's way too many to name all of them but I can't leave out Joe Strummer, Gautama Buddha, Mahatma Gandhi, Jesus, Martin Luther King, Woody Guthrie, and the guy who came up with the Magic Bullet.

My Blog

Ehh...

Dumb Motherfucker I've got a clock, And that's where I'm stuck, I'm taking stock, And it says I'm fucked, I'm out of time, And I need to talk, It's this uphill climb, That I need to walk I've got a ...
Posted by Nosferatu on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

I'm Bankrupt on Selling

    Yeah.
Posted by Nosferatu on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

Other Blog

www.capitalismswastebasket.blogspot.com    New stuff.
Posted by Nosferatu on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

Vanity Affairs

It won't make you pretty, It will only make you dead, Yeah you're looking pretty shitty, Tiny body, twisted head, Diuretic in your hand, And a finger down your throat, You're committing suicide,...
Posted by Nosferatu on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

Fifteen Signs Your Band Sucks

    I posted a blog similar to this a little while ago but I figured it was time I got personal with these.  Now I'm going to go after your band rather than just your favorite.1.) ...
Posted by Nosferatu on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST

Heh...

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/lincoln-resumes-posi tion-as-no-1/20070219105509990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
Posted by Nosferatu on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

A Fun Little Manifesto

     The Melting Point board is becoming more and more of a disappiontment every day.  It's filled with Libertarians who are worried about being made to share and treat people...
Posted by Nosferatu on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

So Maybe I Won't Have To Go To Coachella

"Chris Cornell has split Audioslave, the band he formed with three former members of Rage Against The Machine, due to unspecified 'irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences,' a...
Posted by Nosferatu on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

So...

    Today was shit- nobody sent me any flowers.    I'm going to go in the other room and cry and masturbate, possibly at the same time.
Posted by Nosferatu on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

More Pissing and Moaning

     Here's another reason why the rest of the world hates us: The Transporter 2.  Holy shit is that movie awful.  I mean really, really awful.  Aful to the point of...
Posted by Nosferatu on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST