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Joker

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About Me

I tend to be a shy guy. But once you get to know me a little you will see that I am not too shy. You will find out how big my heart is and that I'm just a little kid at my heart. I am a total geek when it comes to pro-wrestling, football, star wars, and comic books. But that's what makes me, me. I am a hopeless romantic. I enjoy buying flowers, gifts and taking out the ladies. I like to dress up when the time calls for it, but i do enjoy lying around in my P.J.'s all day. Some of my hobbies are playing video games ( what guy isn't in to that) and collecting different collectables. I have all sorts of toys and comic books lying around. I do exercise regularly by running and lifting weights. I have been doing that for quite some time. I am doing it just to get in shape. I will always be overweight but I just need to get healthier. I have lost a lot of weight, 70 pounds. As you can tell from my pitchers. I am afraid that I will always have that beer belly. If you are a gym girl and need some company then I'm your guy. I am definitely more laid-back and easygoing type of guy. I have a tattoo of the superman symbol on my right arm and I have my left ear is pierce. Everyone that i have meet loves my blue eyes. I love comic books, movies, football, basketball, pro wrestling and music. Fav teams are the 49ers and our very own Utah Jazz. I work at Smith's as a butcher. I did graduated from UCMT (Utah College of Massage Therapy) in 2004. I love everything about massage. The phrase that sums my personality is that i am a kid at heart. I love cartoons, comics, Im a wresting geek and a star wars geek. But none of this qualities seems to be helping me at all. Like that old saying, nice guys do finish last. As you can tell from my pictures, I am the guy in the Darth Vader costume. I told you that I was a geek. One main quality I ask in a lady is that she likes football. If you don't thats OK, we could find other interests. You have to be nice and kind to me. I'm looking for more of a relationship but if you would like to just go out that would be great. THE GREATEST TEAM EVERLayout made by Murderdoll_Corpse
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The first women is my fist love, Amy AKA Lita. I love her with all my heart. The last pitcher is one that I took of her when we first met on 3-21-04.Now my new love of my life, Megan Fox. SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!! I am so in love with her. I LOVE YOU MEGAN FOX.But I have to say Steve Young and Jerry Rice. Every 49ers fan want to meet them. Stan Lee, the creater of the Marvel universe, Lita and The Rock from the WWE. Even though I have already meet Lita twice I want to meet her again. And my new love of my live, Megan Fox. I LOVE YOU MEGAN FOX. And of corse George Lucas. There is probably more but I can't think of them right now. In all serious, I don't know who I would like to meet. I have only been on a handfull of dates. I am still trying to figure out what type of girls I am into. Right now just someone who has the same interests as me.

My Blog

Looking for my love

Is there such a thing as being Love sick, if there is I got it bad. I am so sick of being alone. I been single for far to long now, it will be ten years in July. My biggest fear, other then spiders, i...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 23:11:00 GMT

Crazy thing happen to me today?

 The craziest thing happen to me today, I run into my high school sweetheart's mom. We talk for a bit trying to catch up. Sounds like she is doing well, is married with a 4 your old daughter. Who look...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 21:39:00 GMT

BIGGEST MISSTEAK OF MY LIFE!!!

BIGGEST MISSTEAK OF MY LIFE!!! I think I made the BIGGEST MIS-STEAK OF MY LIFE!!!!! Ok maybe not the biggest but of of the biggest missteak of my life. But first off I got to know if it was a missteak...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Gone from Smiths

Most of you may know but some of you may not know that I was fired from Smiths. Yes it is true I was fired from Smiths. I marked down some meat that was going to be thrown away. It was steaks that ha...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:22:00 GMT

WHAT I WANT MOST!!!

I don't like to do this, open up myself. But if I don't I will hate my self for it and I guess every once in a while you have too. I am usually a privet person. I keep every thing bottle up. But every...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:16:00 GMT

My Dreams

Some of you may know what is going on with my life right now and most of you do not. I wanted to talk to you Matt first before I posted this but our schedule never match up witch I understand and no w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:27:00 GMT

My dog Shilo, love you

Last night, Dec. 6th at 3:15 am, my dog of 12 to 13 years past away. It was so sad to see her like that.  I feed her that morning and she seemed find. Then that night when I went to bring he...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:57:00 GMT

Christopher Reeve

Hey everyone go to christopherreeve.org and buy the Superman tags. They are only ten dollars and all the proceeds go to finding a cure for paralysis. Let the Man Steel live on in your heart and h...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:19:00 GMT

mix emotions

This moment comes one in a blue moon, and for those people that don't know me very well, sorry for the bad spelling. I just going crazy right now. I am 24 years old and its sad to say that I still liv...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:01:00 GMT

You know you're obsessed with Star Wars when....

You know you're obsessed with STAR WARS when... You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:34:00 GMT