We are currently looking for the following positions to be filled:* Janitor - You will be responsible for cleaning up the horse shit that team pumped distributes over the faces of non pumped civilians. We pay 10 magic beans per attack.* Mole- This position requires someone who has at least attended Kindergarten for a minimum of 2 weeks. You are responsible for investigating other teams who are not quite so pumped and think they are capable of taking over the world. Guess what - they arent. fuckers. You will be paid in uncooked imitation crab meat sticks.* Co-Ordinator - You are responsible for organising online chats and myspace messages/comments/bulletins for when all members are carrying out active duty in different parts of the world. It is imperitive that you keep a track of the teams whereabouts and you will be rewarded with pixie stix, and not being shat on/blown up.* Cannon Fodder - You are on the front line. We would prefer you to be fat and ugly therefore its not really a big waste if you die.