random shit me and my friends have said to eachother |
"Yea I'm gonna buy an icecream truck and use it as a gig van to drive the band to gigs. During the day I can sell icecream and at night I can use it to go to gigs! It works all around. When little kid...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
random funny as hell jokes |
NAME YOUR PENIS:
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "Wh...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:01:00 GMT |
top 6 smartass answers of 2006 |
SMARTASS ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she rep...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Life sucks shit |
yep life sucks shit! I wish I'd never fuckin been born. I miss Vince so much right now! I feel like I wanna kill myself... And I'm freaked that I will... or at least kill someone else... Its hard to m...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
My greatest accomplishment |
I set a church on fire when I was 9 years old. It was the proudest moment of my life. I felt I needed to share it with anyone willing to read this
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:43:00 GMT |
