About Me
Let's see where do I start...Ladies..one at time..PLEASE. Tall, Incredible hair, fingers are comparable to 70 year arthritic man's..Horrendous sense of style, my grammer is well, extremely competitive, I'm on my 4th ipod, I would totally win Big Brother, Will destory you in a thumb war, I have the 3rd best a** in the region, I eliminate words from my vocabulary, mother is a Senator, father is oil tycoon..I'm a compulsive liar, 5 was my worst year, 24 was my best (25 will be though), love my work 95% of the time (but that other 5% makes me want to swallow battery acid), I eat NY TRO PRO 40's like they're candy, Will do anything for my friends and family, I get deathly ill exactly once a year, my bed was voted Most Comfortable Bed in Milwaukee by 16 different people (Wait, what? NO!), I am the most moody person you know, can outtext anybody, my main goal in life is too make people laugh, I am extremely loyal, and love making beautiful women smile. Alright sweethearts that's it for now.. Wait. Im not done. Girls say Im alot like Mr. Big from sex in the city..what does that mean?
Of what we accept less than what we want, we often get it.
