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Thors Helmet

About Me

Out of the ageless chaos came a large shimmering ship powered by a vast solar sail. On board, three beings, whether gods, men, heroes or monsters, none can say. But what are known are the names and delights of each. Garuda Dokter was the first to emerge and his joy was the relentless pounding of the cauldron drum and his cosmic symbols. The patterns produced shift planets on their axis and fire stars to greater brightness, or make them implode, dependant on his whim. Nations quake at his approach, and space is littered with the vessels of attempted refugees from his violence. Indrid Cold was the second to emerge and his pleasure is in torturing a monsterous living instrument, which emits tectonic plate shifting frequences. How many ruins dot how many worlds due to the sick tormenting of this enslaved beast? Who is left alive to tell? The last to emerge was Sky Beast Overlord Sfath Ashtar, and with him came such a sound, as if a thousand hells of Tartarini Bronze had smashed open and the millions of alien souls therein screamed in anguish or elation. His seven strung axe, which only he can control, through the masterly use of numerous "effects machines", is a bane to the feeble. But also a holy graal to all seekers of esoteric intoxications. Together, under the banner of Thors Helmet, these three entities make an immovable mountain of sound. A wailing wind of noise, a stygian fire to douse phlegethon, a mead of unsurpassable deadliness. And few were glad.
BOOK 17
CHAPTER 54
From the "BOOK OF YLEM"
Note on the book of Ylem- "The book was discovered in 1907CE by an expedition sent to the Himalaya to discover rare flora and fauna. Captain Gerald John Hearne found the book "poking" from inside what he described as a small meteor type rock. It's cover is encased in a metal not yet found on earth and its pages seemed to be made of some form of skin. Translating the heiroglyphic text was difficult and its contents soon sent Hearne into madness that spiralled into suicide. No one has yet been able to accurately date the book. Many have said it must be thousands of years old. Its crude and sometimes pornographic depictions of alien species shocked the people of Great Britain when it was first displayed at the British Museum in 1929 CE. Since then the book has been kept locked away in the vaults of the British Library. Few are able to view the book except serious scholars. The book is considered dangerous and some have said that they have heard it make "Gutteral Noises" late at night in the vault. As if singing to the very stars from whence it came." Professor J Anderson, London University 1958 CE.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 22/07/2007
Band Website: For bookings contact this site.
Band Members: Lee Nite - Guitars
Gary Parsons - Drums and Vocals
Andrew Oram - Bass
Influences: Hawkwind
Spacecraft
Chrome
Philippe Druillet
Robert E Howard
Olaf Stapledon
Pink Fairies
Boris
White Heaven
Nemesis the Warlock
Om
High on Fire
Mainliner
Greg Irons
Cosmic Odalisques
John K
The Deviants
Phillip K Dick
Vaughn Bode
The Illuminatus Trilogy
Michael Moorcock
Magma
Galactic Explorers
Ethanol
LSD
Psilosybin Semilanceata
Malachandria
Zardoz
Lord of Light
Peter Cushing
Norman J Warren
Nigel Kneale
Douglas Adams
2000AD
Chrome Hoof
Ame Son
Rene Laloux
Wonder Warthog
SPACE DOOM

Sounds Like: A pulsar at the heat death of the universe.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Limited Album.......

A limited edtion of our live album "Electric Orgasm Machine" will be availible very soon. These will be numbered edtions on black cds so that you can skrye for the planet Malachandria when not listeni...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:01:00 GMT

New Songs.

The mighty Gods that are Thors Helmet have been busy rehearsing at their private studio on their home world of Malachandria. The first fruits of their tireless labour is a new track called "Lay", whi...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:00 GMT

A Note on Malachandria

Our home world of Malachandria is very small. It takes approximately two days to walk the entire length of the planet, if you have three legs (if you only have two it takes you five days to walk as yo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:56:00 GMT