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About Me

I was so horny tonight I would have taken a SHEEP home.Hey, its me. I work at a lawfirm, am working to attain my Bachelor's degree in Administration of Justice and have recently become a Military Police Officer for the 49th MP Brigade for the Army National Guard. I love playing the guitar, noodling around with cars and being an MP.
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Mode Of Transportation Cadillac With Rims
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My Interests

I enjoy any activity that gets me involved in something meaningful and that's one of the reasons I joined the National Guard, to be a part of something grand. I like to read, excersise and write. I write poems, songs, stories, anything. it's relaxing. I enjoy tinkering around with and learning about cars. Every once in awhile I screw up big, but I learn form my mistakes and just have a good time. I like just spending time with friends and most of all enjoying myself as much as possible...
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Albert Einstein, jimmy Page, Johnny Cash,Brian Wilson, Aleister Crowley, H.G. Wells.
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Music:

Hard rock and some old school metal. Led Zeppelin, Moody Blues, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, 50 Cent, The Scorpions, Ozzy Osbourne, , Stevie Ray Vaughn, B.B. King, Van Halen, Queen, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant,, Journey, , Blue Oyster Cult, , , Darkwell, Elvis Presley, Linkin Park, , Nirvana, Velvet Revolver, R, Blink 182 and johnny Cash.

Movies:

I think Apocalypse Now is a true work of art. I love The Godfather films, except for the third one, which I thought was terrible. Braveheart, Friday, Somewhere in Time, the Bond movies and I enjoy music group documentaries.

Television:

VH1 Classic, MTV2, and Power Fuse,etc. All music-based.and, okay, okay, the science channel. I dont watch that much TV, Im always doing something else, like typing on myspace! no, Im not that addicted...

Books:

I love The Odyssey, Casino Royale, From Pieces to Weight, A Beginner's Guide to Constructing the Universe, , The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter ,If I Die in a Combat Zone, Things They Carried, Mein Kampf, The History of Hell, Rainbow Six and the Divine Comedy.

Heroes:

I feel that everyday people who go out of their way to help someone else are true heroes.

My Blog

3 weeks left

22 June 2008 On my 2nd overnight pass. Only one and one half weeks of actual training left. This week, we do live fire with a humvee-mounted Mark 19 40mm grenade launcher, Combat Life Saving learning ...
Posted by D the MP on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST

Army Basic Training

Only here have I gotten paid to shoot assault rifles, 50 cals, grenade launchers, and machine guns. Ive... had to roll back and forth in the mud and gotten to spend 4 hours cleaning the barracks after...
Posted by D the MP on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:16:00 PST

My address at Basic Training

Write to me at: PVT Smith F Co. 795th MP BN 3rd PLT 350 19th St. Unit 65 Ft. Leonard Wood, MO 65473 hope to hear from yall
Posted by D the MP on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

The Story of Life

Its the last poem/song Jimi hendrix ever wrote. It was found in the room with him when he died. No one knows if it was a song/poem or a form of suicide letter. At any rate, here it is: The stor...
Posted by D the MP on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

Its Official

At 1640 hours, 30 July 2007, I was sworn in and took the oath of The Army National Guard of California. I am now Private Dennis W.M. Smith of the 49th Military Police Battalion. Go me. Its...
Posted by D the MP on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:53:00 PST

The Army National Guard

I have decided to join the Army National Guard of California. I have for the past week been in contact with a local recruiter and have filled out the paperwork necessary to begin the process of ...
Posted by D the MP on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

i forgot my own title

Love Master in disguise many days I've wandered sullen sulking and I've wondered in the desert is there still time am I wasting away while traveling fine in this place alone will I lose my mind will I...
Posted by D the MP on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

walrus

explore in steps walrus=love were pigeons ina house coop. the stars. energy like buddha. nothing hurts, everythings felt. mirror is endless. without exploration, all feels unaCCOMPLISHED...
Posted by D the MP on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:09:00 PST

CH-Ch-Changes

The topic that more and more of my peers seem to be covering these days. So I was invited to a friend's Senior Ball. I was excited to go and was looking forward to it since the moment i was asked. Whi...
Posted by D the MP on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Burned and buzzed in Alabama

Right now its around 8pm, 6pm PST, Im sunburned from a day on the beach and I got a nice buzz going. Its like 70 somethin degrees and im in the middle of vacation. No complaints. Just thought Id rub i...
Posted by D the MP on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:04:00 PST