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About Me

I'm the King of the fucking world, motherfuckers. That's all you need to know about me.

wait and bleed slipknot (vocal cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEW0Y17q518

This shit's funnier than a retard on fire.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Fall of Troy - "F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X." music video

My Blog

Really, Shut The Fuck Up Already

I honestly don't give a shit about your teenage relationships. Stop posting fucking pictures of you and your boyfriend or girlfriend if you are on my friends list. It makes me feel like a pathetic not...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:14:00 GMT

I Digress

You can't rule the world And you can't change it either You can't know how to lead If you've never followed a leader You can't have all you want Or be guaranteed what you need You will never be perfec...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:09:00 GMT

Bliss

You climb throughThe day with a smileWith your new foundSense of denialYou're like a gopherTrying not to be foundYou're a lemmingTo think I'll keep you aroundSealed your fate all with a kissFor ignora...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Useless Classes In School

5:30 in the morning. On a school night. Oh, wait. That's right, I don't have school. Therefore I must bitch about school and complain about the mental and emotional trauma it has caused me, thus turni...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:17:00 GMT

MySpace: The Way Our Country Should Be (PS: I’m Very Sexy)

I remember being in school and being asked to describe myself in one word in one of my classes that I more than likely slept through the vast majority of the time. After ages of trying to find the wor...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Failure

That describes my life. I get fucked over on moving to Cailfornia and pursuing my dream, I have no money or job, I lose the one person I love more than life itself, it's Father's Day in two days and I...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:47:00 GMT

Thursday, June 12th at 1:35 PM

I am moving to California. I have my ticket purchased and everything. I am going to miss all of you who are worth missing. You know who you are.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:29:00 GMT

I’m On Fire And I Can’t Be Put Out!! Ouch!!!!

People always ask me what it's like having an incredibly gorgeous girlfriend. To that I say, well, I really don't know what I say. I guess I will go through what I've learned. It's amazing to have som...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:41:00 GMT

The Drug War

Our government has boasted its success in its so-called drug war, when all it has really done is make truly harmful drugs readily available to anyone who wants them. In this age of corruption, it isn'...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:13:00 GMT

You Have 2 Unread Crush Alerts.......

Is this all you have to worry about? Like some stupid website knows who has a crush on you? Inflation is reaching the point of insanity, our national debt continues to rise, and the only thing that is...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:09:00 GMT