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Absolute thief

About Me

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unearthed from the muddy funk of sweat and soul, these two lads enjoy the flavors of some inner city mud cued to the filthy voice of betty davis. No complaints here. He’s half man half machine, the other one? a small time crook with a love for fast women and fast cars. Don’t be quick to judge, they’ll flip it on you faster than a short order cook. I’ve seen it and I’ve heard it.
nah, man, they said one time.. “You fellas ain’t nothing but a buncha thieves.” aint that the truth. they’ll steal the panties right off your mama blind. You heard what i said. Cuz I’ve seen that too.

Its best they lock themselves up in this lab, stay outta trouble... make a couple records, listen to some records. they love their wax u know. Especially that computer man. I don’t think he ever powers down. And what about that other guy? Whats his vice? Some Shuggie, maybe some Hall & Oates.. Hall & Oates, you kidding me? ....shit..........maybe you need to tune back then.... “I can’t go for that” is a baad fuckin track.

They say they need a fridge in that place..everyone keeps coming in bringing beer, leaving it there, it gets real warm. The bringing beer and leaving it part is alright. They really could use that fridge though, however they need to figure out where to put it, no one wants to have to move shit to get to it. They’ll probably wind up stealing a fridge. Maybe the same day they visit your mama. I told them to stay locked up in there til summer. Thats ok though, there making good records. . dropped by the other day and poked around..i heard some and said “yes sir.”

Fantabulous

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Member Since: 22/07/2007
Band Website: absolutethief.com
Band Members:

Dave Portál: vocals, guitars, bass, words, swamp funk innards...

Computer Jay: keys, blips, blaps, drums, circuit bending, vinyl lovin’...


Sounds Like: Vintage Rock Soul
Record Label: TBA
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

WERE BACK!

haha, yes yes yes..after some time to regroup, recoup, rekindle and rewind us crooks are back to get this ball rollin. We are excited to announce, the underground release of our (ep) Houdini, five fil...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:06:00 GMT

what u say?

blim flim blam floop flop stich squak boom..we just posted some new nuggets for you all to listen on, and they go a little something like that. Were all quite pleased as to where things are headed. Mo...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 19:42:00 GMT

labbified....

welcome to zee official AT myspace page, both jay and I been steadily hard at work. i think we arrived at the midway point safe and sound. Were hoping to deliver this summer..when the weathers warm, w...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:39:00 GMT