Applicator Frankenstein leaf. |
work sucked butt. mark walked out because of some stupid fight that happens every monday about the avos. wicked shitty.
im fucking broke, i can't sleep, i feel like i have a million things to do befor...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 22:45:00 GMT |
if it's too spicey tug on the short shorts. |
im not sure if anyone knows this, but im in the buisness of being fucking awesome. and fyi, buisness is good.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:48:00 GMT |
frost bite so bad his face looked like a jack-o-lanturn. |
fuck.
fuck.
Fuck.
i never use capital letters so you know i'm pissed.
every two fucking days it snows like three inches. what the fuck, i hate this. i know it's winter, but fuck.
fuck it.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 00:39:00 GMT |
im gonna kill all the old people and make a throne out of thier bones. |
on monday i went to goodwill to get some new duds. i really should have known better, because they never have anything that good. this trip however was not in vain. i found a group of "furbes" (spelli...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 02:47:00 GMT |
neither the sailboat nor the truck were filled with gasoline, nothing that would spark a fire. |
yesterday nate and i started cleaning up the house, it was fucking gross, not the grossest ive every seen, but none the less still gross. halls are swept and the kitchen is clean. next is the bathroom...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jan 2005 23:32:00 GMT |
like an old lady face down on the parlor floor, you have to keep kicking until she stops moving |
im glad thats over with.
fuck 2004, i thought it would never die
last year my life changed all over the fucking place.
year in review (or, how i got from there to here.)
started the year out ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jan 2005 03:27:00 GMT |
they began as acts of mis-assenbling or even omitting parts on a larger-than-normal scale. |
out of all the prizes i won from the christ child's birth, the coolest were two of my favorite things in the world: a keyboard & a gasmask. it was pretty awesome. i also got a bart simpson chia head (...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:15:00 GMT |
sitting atop a billboard the sniper takes aim; the enemy never looks up. |
went to boston the other day. all i had to do was exchange a black suit for the next size up.
everything sucked. no parking could be found on the streets, went to the car hole at the prud. -still no ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 09:33:00 GMT |
the wine never touched the parishioners lips for in the war against the flu every bodys fucked |
i have the next two weeks off (sort of). i dont gotta work the overnight weekend shift at the toast for like , two weeks, its awesome. i still gotta work my monday dish shift but that's like nothing, ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:36:00 GMT |
two seconds after its pitchblack its brighter than it was one second ago. |
i think im eating too much sugar. my teeth kind of hurt a little. i think im drinking too much soda at work, its easy to grab a can and get back to work. there is like 34g of sugar per can and i drink...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Dec 2004 13:37:00 GMT |
