Reading, writing, and arithmatic.
Your momma.
Oh I dunno.... The Shins, Decemberists, Bright Eyes, Weezer, Magnetic Fields, The Magic Numbers, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Hefner, Guided by Voices, Neutral Milk Hotel, cheesy 80's stuff, blah, blah, blah....
The Wedding Singer, Clueless, Harry Potter series, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Serenity, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Rushmore
The Office, Lost, Heroes, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friends, That 70's Show, SCRUBS, The Kids in the Hall
HARRY POTTER!, Chuck Pahlniuk stuff (I think I spelled that right), can't think of anything else because I don't get to read anything but school books lately.