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kelly

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About Me



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My Interests

van taxis, margaritas, puppies, apartment hunting (also looking into other people's windows to check their places out), tacos, slot machines, guitar hero, obscure historical knowledge

I'd like to meet:

i like people, but what i really want is a pair of flat soled boots and cable television.

Music:

yes please.

Movies:

That Obscure Object of Desire, Loves of a Blonde, Dr. Strangelove, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Zoolander, Edward Scissorhands, Live Flesh

Television:

24, Prison Break, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Lifetime movies, and those specials on TLC that are like "I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day" and stuff like that

Books:

Love's Executioner, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Interpreter of Maladies, Jitterbug Perfume, Wind Up Bird Chronicle, anything by David Sedaris

Heroes:

Hoagies

My Blog

mediocre survey

i'm so interesting.1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?not in the last 10 or so years2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?eat 1000 packs of sugar free jello?3. Wh...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

uninteresting responses to a survey

What is your favorite salad dressing?BalsalmicWhat is your favorite fast food restaurant?Pizza HutWhat is your favorite sit down restaurant?See above.On average, what size tip do you leave at a restau...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

survey bitten off daniel

1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?milky way dark, slurpee, sour cream and onion potato chips (sorry boys), handi snacks, Rice Krispie treat, cherry coke in...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST

i must love myself if i keep blogging.

Stolen from Kristin Von Mulgrum These are supposedly 27 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin: 1. When u looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:52:00 PST

R.I.P. Pencil Skirt (2003-2006)

i just wanted to share with you that the denim pencil skirt i wore just about everyday for the last three years is no more.  i carried it around all day starting at 8am,, but alas, at 2:30am afte...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:23:00 PST

transitioning to adult kelly

(deleted due to extreme resistance) ok ok ok...it was a joke.
Posted by kelly on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:43:00 PST

good day.

i woke up with a nasty hangover, but i looked around my apartment and remembered cleaning it the night before. anyone who knows me knows how rare and wonderful that is. so i go up to sv...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 07:28:00 PST

i have rats.

They ate my power bars.  Through the wrappers. What the fuck?  My apartment's way cleaner than the old one too.
Posted by kelly on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 07:18:00 PST