Subsharks Toupee & The Melvinators

SSTM are high school buddies and former band mates in various youthful incarnations of days past. Some 20+ years later, and due to the fact that we live hundreds of miles apart, we share musical ideas via the internet and keep alive our dreams of rock and roll immortality. Prior to our reunion, mundane life events such as having children, finding God, or protecting the environment for future generations, have been playing second fiddle to our rekindled rock and roll fantasies. Counselors have been contacted by the band member's spouses and reservations have been made for us at various institutions specializing in 12-step treatments geared towards recovery from accute delusions of granduer. Primal Scream and Electro-Shock programs have been researched in the event they become necessary.