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Kiwi

Don't judge me monkey!

About Me

Mild mannered environmental consultant by day, book worm, vidiot, sci fi geek and aspiring wanna be bedroom dj by night. You can find my mixes at www.mixdepot.net/Chad
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chad Kelley
Birthday: 8/22/74
Birthplace: Cambridge, OH
Current Location: Lexington, KY
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole
Your Weakness: Mint chocolate chip ice cream, breakbeats
Your Fears: Clowns, spiders, midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: w/ everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meet a woman I like to hang out with and I'm attracted to.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: All of those goddam abbreviations
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus Christ.....time to go to work again
Your Best Physical Feature: My fantastic hiney
Your Bedtime: 10 or 11
Your Most Missed Memory: Sex
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Don't really date that often
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mushroom
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: White Chocolate Mocha at Starbucks
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Too goddam much
Do you Sing: Nope
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: a few times
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: I don't think so, but anythings possible
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I'm ridiculous
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't kick myself out of bed for eatin' crackers
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm indoors and they're a naked woman around somewhere
Do you play an Instrument: If turntables are instruments, yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Bourbon, bourbon, bourbon, I like bourbon
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What day is it?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't think it counted as a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I may have to go get some, double stuff
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, but I like it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Pens and post it's from work
Ever been Drunk: Too many times
Ever been called a Tease: I have no idea
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Snorting cocaine off the ass of a midget hooker
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll let you know when I figure it out
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, hazel
Favourite Hair Color: black, brown
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter, not too long
Height: Shorty
Weight: slender, athletic
Best Clothing Style: Stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: I never did heroin
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: None, never
Number of Tattoos: None, never
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a damn thing
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My Interests

A good book, a good movie, good music, UK Basketball, Bengals Football, Reds baseball, DJ'ing, breakbeats, Lost, 24, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, The History Channel and everyting on it, saving the world one gas station at a time, and anything fun.

I'd like to meet:

New and interesting people...William Shattner, George Washington - "the orignal action hero", my biological parents so I can thank them for my teenage acne problem and my addictive personality, James Zabiela so he could show me how to wicked rock my cdjs, Sara Silverman and Tina Fey cause hot and smart = fucking box imo, Al Gore so I can kick him in the balls for perpetuating the myth that is global warming, Bill Clinton for getting away with it, the Bush twins (especially the darker haired one), Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley whose music got me through college, David Lynch so he could explain Mulholland Falls and all his other movies to me, the nerd chicks on G4TV, and finally, a woman I would actually give up being a single sexy swinging bachelor for

Music:

BREAKBEATS, I loves me some breakbeats, oh and Tool, A Perfect Circle, 30 Seconds from Mars (who knew Jared Leto could rock?)Radiohead, and much much more....You can find my mixes at www.mixdepot.net/Chad

Movies:

Coen Brothers movies and most anything you can find in the Hot Singles section at blockbuster.....

Television:

The Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Lost, Arrested Development, American Dad, The Shield, and just about anything on the Sci Fi channel because I am a big dork.

Books:

I enjoy Chuck Palahniuk, Dan SimmonsBrett Easton Ellis, Irvin Welsh, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Nick Horby, and many others....

Heroes:

Michael Jordan when I was a wee little dude, now, anybody who takes a stand for what they believe in, even if I think they're fucking bugnuts

My Blog

New Progressive Breaks Mix for DL

www.mixdepot.net/ChadChad Kelley - Thematic Elements1. Intro (dialogue from the movie Blow)2. Allan Shine - Farcry3. Village Idiots - I Crush You4. Brahma & Sean Gruve - We Awoke (Jacob Todd Mix)5...
Posted by Kiwi on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

New Breaks Mix for DL

Chad Kelley - Super Happy Fun Time Power Hourwww.mixdepot.net/Chad1. Karton - Little Creatures (Dopamine Mix)2. Dirty Fours - Machines (Broken Machine Mix)3. Elite Force - Heart of Darkness4. Digital ...
Posted by Kiwi on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

Nu Skool Breaks Mix for DL

http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0GHBTL9RTQ5YH02ARVR0VIRZN N Chad Kelley  Pork Sword  1/14/06   Meat Katie and Elite Force  All Night Long PMT  Gyromancer (Elite Force Mix) Dirk Technic...
Posted by Kiwi on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST

merry fucking christman and wall mart....

i went out today to buy kitty litter......that's all i needed.....the date was december twenty fucking second..............i buy my kitty shit at wally world......you would think that even tho it's 3 ...
Posted by Kiwi on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:36:00 PST

FAO People who walk around w/ blue tooth headsets on all goddam day long......

I hate you and I hope you die and you are living proof that the Brady Bill is a good law because without it you would be dead.  Must you walk around with that goddamned thing on all fucking day j...
Posted by Kiwi on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:00:00 PST

Merry X-mas to me and buyers remorse....Me gusta Denon DJ equpment....

This morning I hit the enter button and purchased (2) Denon DNS-3500 Professional Direct Drive CD/MP3 Players and (1) Denon DN-X1500 Professional DJ Mixer to replace the 2 turntables and mixer I'm sel...
Posted by Kiwi on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST

BI

Somehow my profile got changed from straight to bi, not quite sure how that happened, but it certainly does explain the number of e-mails and friend requests from dudes I've been getting.  Whaddy...
Posted by Kiwi on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:22:00 PST

Wal-Mart

How come they don't have little baskets anymore.  All they have are goddam mini carts.  I suppose they want you to have a cart so you'll fill it up and spend more money.  I don't want t...
Posted by Kiwi on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:54:00 PST

It's Fucking Cold Outside

But at least I get out of the office and get to play on a bobcat instead of sitting in the office with a bunch of goddamned douschebags.
Posted by Kiwi on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST