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Ever since the dawn of time from the 1st signs of life there have always been PHReeKS.From a quirky amoeba to a peacock victimised for missing the appropriate plumage to a scorpion with a gimp,this is just mother natures way of imposing individuality on one constantly evolving masterpiece that is our beautiful earth.
The purpose of my narrative? I'm sure every one of you out there would fail to deny you are all in possesion of a certain character trait that could be deemed PHReeKISH!
So in order for you to feel better about yourselves and to fulfill a lifelong ambition I the PHReeKMASTER,purveyor over all that is PHReeKY embarked on a perilous journey.....
The quest?
A search for the most extreme examples of PHReeKDOM I could find.
This voyage lasted many years...was fraught with DANGER,I travelled thousands of miles,spanned whole continents and took on the most volatile oceans of the world.
The result..........
The craziest,gnarliest,most fervently disfunctional bunch of reprobates that have ever graced this god given earth.
So friends,in the words of Jimi Hendrix lets " wave our PHReeK flags high " and join the new discoveries as the crash,plunder and stumble through another day in a world where the PHReeKY is never more than a bad guitar solo away....The PHReeKMASTER
