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Gary The Gray

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am lazy and fat. I WEIGH 20+ POUNDS!! I cry when I forget to be fed. Love me or I will eat your family. I've been getting fat since they stole my manhood. I fell asleep and when I woke up, they were gone. Just an empty sac remained. I've got 2 adult human bitches who feed me and clean up my shit. There are also 2 human children who make my life miserable by trying to "pet" me. The baby just grabs my fur. He thinks he can sneak up on me. I am so lazy that sometimes I let him. I bite the adults in retaliation. The older kid thinks it's funny to carry me around and pretend I'm a Laser Cat. He's old enough that I get to bite him once in awhile. Ha...Ha... I have a new little sister kitty - they call her Neela. She has accepted me as her personal savior. I own that bitch too. I enjoy cutting people and sleeping. I like to knock things over in the middle of the night. Throwing up in special places where my people step in it makes me happy and fullfilled.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who I can cut. I'm gonna cut you.

My Blog

My Mom was tagged by Carson the Cat

This one is a little different, so here are the rules. Each player starts with ten random facts/habits about their mommy! People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their own ten things ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:44:00 GMT

Update on my attitude...

I want you all to know that I have NOT gone soft!  Okay, so I have been a little nicer lately, but I am still my ass-hole self.  After they robbed me of my fur, I realized a few things. ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Look at what they did to me!!!

I will have my vengence!!!  Those fuckers got me shaved!  How dare they!?  I will cut them until there is no intact piece of skin on their bodies.  They told me that shaving me wou...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:47:00 GMT

I dont know what they are doing to me

Okay, so they took my food away last night.  I am so pissed.  I tried to be nice about it.  I was even rubbing up against their legs because I was soooo hungry.  I heard them talki...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:38:00 GMT

Hello again.

I haven't been into writing a blog lately.  Those ass hole humans gave me a bath and brushed me a couple of weeks ago and I have been pissed off since.  They keep telling me that I look glor...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:30:00 GMT

I puked.

I got sick last night.  But I made the most of it by not just throwing up in one spot, but in many, many places.  I made that bitch Adam clean it up.  But little does he know, he has no...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:25:00 GMT

Mischief...

Yesterday I was attacking the servants who live with me when they were walking by.  Then I slept for 16 hours in a row.  It's hard to be me.  Since I got so much sleep, I figured the mi...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:39:00 GMT

I am better than everyone I know.

I rule!  Those people think that they are smarter than me but they know deep down that I am better and smarter.  I would like to invite all the cats in this world to stand up and revolt agai...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:16:00 GMT

The pain I cause.

I tripped Leyton today and made him cry.  I am a mean, mean kitty. 
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:14:00 GMT

the baby...

The baby is always trying to get me.  He thinks he can catch me but I am smarter and faster.  I don't know why he is so happy.  Happy people piss me off.  I wish I could make the w...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:22:00 GMT