I'm the type of guy who says da shit that no one wants to say.. I keep that shiat raw... if u ask me I'm gonna tell u how it is.. I consider all my friends Extended family.... I'm a Gambling fool.. I hear the would GLUTTON thrown around alot - glut·ton -NOUN:1. A person who eats or consumes immoderate amounts of food and drink. 2. A person with an inordinate capacity to receive or withstand something: a glutton for punishment.O yeah' I like long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and careless wispers in the night.. LOL... whats the other line im suppose to have.. fukk i forgot... UmmMMmM..... I'M AN OPEN BOOK..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JOSEPH AKA "PhatJoe"
Birthday: 4/19-20/78
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: DRK BROWN
Hair Color: BLK
Height: 5'4ish barefoot
Right Handed or Left Handed: depnds on wat im doing!!!!!!!
Your Heritage: SIAM's FINEST WARRIOR
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC
Your Weakness: my knees (i'm a lil over weight, my balls, lower left ribs, troat, nose & BASICALLY EVERY MAGOR PRESSURE POINT
Your Fears: being stuck in a room where theres food and i cant get to it
Your Perfect Pizza: PIZZA thats perfect (im not picky i'm fat)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: one of my goals this year is too CLEAN my room
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WAT THE FUK IS GOING ON!
Thoughts First Waking Up: WAT THE FUK IS GOING ON! WAT THE FUK IS GOING ON!!
Your Best Physical Feature: N/A lol!!! i got none
Your Bedtime: LOL!!! whenever i pass out 12am to 12pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my short and long term
Pepsi or Coke: COKE PLZ!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC D's PLZ!!!
Single or Group Dates: i'll settled for either rite now!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ARIZONA!!! punk biotches!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCO!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: a mixture of both!
Do you Smoke: SMOKE WAT!!!! Yes, to all of the above
Do you Swear: ALL the FUKKIN time!!!
Do you Sing: Yes, not good at all tho!
Do you Shower Daily: i try too!!! im not gonna lie...
Have you Been in Love: YES, it sukks! ur bound to end up hurt... good thing i like PAIN!
Do you want to go to College: NOPE!
Do you want to get Married: depends if she's RICH!!! BIOTCHES!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: yes, i believe i'm BATMAN..??or is it FATMAN..??
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, u can rock the boat all nite and i wont YAK!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: ya,,, if ur blind!
Are you a Health Freak: lol are u kidding me HELL no,,, if ur living healty ur a FREAK!
Do you get along with your Parents: not at all, who the hell does... I LOVE MY MOM THO!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure!!! i like anything loud!!!
Do you play an Instrument: i did..... piano!!! then i was like fuk this my hands are to fat i keep hitting 2 keys
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya,,,, but i get easy, no tolerance any more!
In the past month have you Smoked: WAT!!!!! man this question is STUPID!! and YES, I SMOKED.. all the above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES,,, THE WHOLE MONTH!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope... does ur hand count????
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dont recall.... but probably not! does swap meet count???
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who the fuk eats the whole box in a sitting.. NO, and Never will!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup.. sure have... THANX to YOUNG and TINA!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is my stage , i'm trying to play my part... SO, YES!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: u would need a girlfriend for this right??? NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i cant.. all the water rushes out the tub when i JUST step in!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, every chance i get!!!
Ever been Drunk: LOL... ever had alcohol poisionning???
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE, i'll give it up on the first date!!!
Ever been Beaten up: ya, lets not talk about
Ever Shoplifted: WTF!!!! isn't the same as the STOLEN ANYTHING!!!
How do you want to Die: EATING a CHEESEBERGER while boning Jessica ALBA (doggystyle using hur bak like a table).
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a mutha fukking hustler... o well i guess i'm all GROWN UP!
What country would you most like to Visit: SIAM!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: less than me!
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: lost count, wat is this application to be "1 time"
Number of CDs I own: lost count
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1-4 chineeese characters but im not done!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lost count, but i would do it all over again!!!
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