Jenny :)

Hellooo :) I'm Jenny Lauren Grace Old and I love Eddy millions! I have done since 22/06/06 and I will for a very very long time to come :) I love him so much and I can't even imagine what my life would be like without him! He's amazing full stop :) He makes me smile and I feel amazing when I'm with him and I miss him millions when I'm not! I am officially the luckiest girl alive ever because I can say he's my boyfriend and no-one else can :) I can safely say he is the best thing that ever has and ever will happen to me :) He has amazing hair and the cutest smile ever that can brighten up anyone's day and make you feel miles better in an instant:) Jenny + Eddy = :) He's well hot and even manages to still look hot in the morning when he's just woken up and his eyes are all blurry and then he smiles and it makes me melt :) His heart is so huge and he'll listen to me moan and whinge about crap and even look after me when I'm in a bit of a tearful mood :) Before I met him I had no confidence in myself whatsoever but he's changed me so much and made me a better person. I know I can rely on him to be there for me always :) I love spending my weekends with him and the only thing that get's me through the week is the fact that I know I can spend time with him at the weekends :) We spend loads of time together but it's not enough for me because I miss him so much when we're not together :) He's one of the most talented musicians I've ever known, some may say he's actually Paul Kossoff himself :) I could listen to his music for hours and I love to just lay on his bed while he plays his guitar :) Eddy I love you so much and I always will :) That's one thing you can always count on :) The two days with Eddy that I'm going to remember forever and that are always going to be special to me are 22/06/06 and 24/10/06 :) I could write so much more stuff about him but you'd all get bored of me rambling on and jealous because you're boyfriend doesn't even remotely compare with him so I'll spare you, because I'm nice like that :)
I'm 16.
I'm 5ft8 and a bit
and I have red hair :)
My eyes are green.
I'm not fat but I'm not skinny.
I'm an aquarius.
My favourite colour is green.
My favourite season is summer.
My favourite place is my bed or Newquay
My favourite day is Friday.
I like smiles :)
and hugs
and kisses.add me on msn if you want - [email protected]
Here is a short story by my very good friend, Rachael Sims :)
Along time ago, (Middle Ages to be precise) in a little town named…Ledzep…lived a fair maiden named maid Jennyun. This woman did not have fair hair, nor did she have the demons lair hair, or black. It was brown, with black ends (black dyed ends that is). She flowed around the town like a wisp of wind, dancing as she went. And yes, many of the males in Ledzep fell for her, but she could never find one that was good enough, no one that could solo that song she adored so much. Each day her lonely heart would sink further into her stomach, her black emo heart. Until…one faithful day… Jennyun was doing her usual routine or dancing round the town, and singing Stairway to Leven. Unfortunately, her flowing dress got caught up in a twig. With her oh so good textiles skills,, she knew that she could get it out of the mangled mess without ripping it. Her hands rummaged through the dress, “pff…silly long flowing dresses” she thought. “Maybe jeans tomorrow…in the middle age era….” Alas her weary efforts succeeded. As she began to stand up, a stone crunched on the ground behind her, “oh it will be a little fuzzy wuzzy rabbit” thought Jennyun. She did not turn around, as she didn’t want to scare off the rabbit. So she carried on, on her way into Sherweed Figman. The area around her was dark and scary, she didn’t like being alone. Another stone crunched behind her, and another until the noise of crunching stones was so close she could not bare it anymore, she had to turn around! Her head made a swift movement, no point in doing it slow now, she turned around to see… A GIANT MONSTER DRAGON BARRAN! Screeching the monster whirled her up in its huge claws, “help help, I don’t want to buy a stairway to Leven just yet, I, not ready!” “HAVE NO FEAR!” shouted a curly haired Eddie Hood. “I eddie the magic playing guitar solo playing person is here” “Thankgod…” cried Jennyun. She knew she loved curly hair, but no one could match up to his locks, how lovely she thought, what a dream, what a… Her thoughts where suddenly cut off by the screeching of the beast who still gripped her tight. Eddie Hood drew out a very sharp ended guitar, and strummed a tune so powerful that the beast let Jennyun drop to the floor, Thankfully her flowing dress made a safe landing for her, and see didn’t die. “No one has ever strummed such a tune as you, it was so magnificent!” Said Jennyun. This was it, her dream man, her solo playing, curly haired, blonde guitarist. To Eddie Hood, Jennyun was the most beautiful woman…*sings wolfmother*….that he had ever seen, she could play guitar too, she liked this band who sang Stairway to Leven, she was his dream Barbie/the brown Barbie. He clasped her n his arms, and pulled out his guitar, and [played her a tune, that solo that no one could ever play to her, he played it, and her emo heart was converted into muscle, and she thought…”its times like these we learn to live again…*sings foo fighters*” She couldn’t believe it, she was finally going to have someone to live in Ledzep with, her Eddie Hood.
Here is another story, by Amy - who is also one of my very good friends :)
Bored of the SpringsBy A.V.EadeOnce upon a time in the Thoroughbred lived a very friendly haggis, who went by the name of Dodo Naggins. Dodo lived with his wise grandfather, Dildo Naggins. Dodo and Dildo liked to take long walks around the picturesque landscape of the Thoroughbred and they delighted in the lush green grass and the hundreds of little springs that were dotted across the land. One day when Dodo and Dildo arrived home from one of these treks, a very tall old man was at their house. ‘Dandruff! What are you doing here?’ asked Dildo. ‘Dildo, I have some bad news. The spring that you own belongs to the Dark Lord Iron in Rawdough and he wants it back. The spring must be taken to Mount Goon to be destroyed. You are too old to take the spring all that way, so Dodo will have to journey to Mount Goon.’ Dildo looked at Dodo dismally and said, ‘Please Dandruff, Dodo can’t take the spring, he is too young.’ ‘I’m sorry Dildo, but that is how it has to be,’ replied Dandruff, and with that he turned and strode from the house. ‘Dodo, you will have to take the spring to Mount Goon if Dandruff wants you to,’ said Dildo regretfully. ‘OK, of course I will. I was thinking of leaving the Thoroughbred anyway, I was becoming bored of all the springs around here. Where is the spring that you want me to take to Mount Goon? How am I supposed to carry it?’ ‘Well Dodo,’ began Dildo, ‘It isn’t a spring of water that Dandruff means. The spring in question is a small coil of wire that I retrieved many years ago. I carry it everywhere with me. Here you are.’ And Dildo took a coil of wire from his pocket and handed it to Dodo. ‘Well, I’ll be on my way then,’ said Dodo, ‘Farewell Grandad, I hope to see you again someday.’ The two haggises hugged and the Dodo departed. As he was walking down the lane away from the Thoroughbred He heard running footsteps behind him. He turned and saw that it was Wham, his haggis friend. ‘Dodo, where are you going?’ Wham asked. ‘I’m going away Wham.’ ‘I’m coming with you,’ said Wham, ‘I know where you’re going; I overheard you and Dildo talking. I’m bored of the springs too, so I might as well come with you.’ ‘OK then Wham, let’s go.’ With that they walked away down the lane away from the Thoroughbred into an unknown adventure.Three days later Dodo and Wham were exhausted so they stopped on a bank by a river for a drink and a rest. In the three days they had travelled they had encountered the terrifying human slinkys, who had been sent by the Dark Lord Iron to try and retrieve the spring. They had narrowly escaped them four times now and were constantly petrified that they would return. While they were resting for a moment, the two haggises didn’t notice a strange wrinkled creature approaching them. ‘My pretty spring,’ the creature kept saying in its queer rasping voice. Suddenly Wham sat up, ‘Did you hear something Dodo?’ Dodo sat up and looked around. His eyes found the crouching creature, who was attempting to camouflage himself against a rock. Dodo sprang up defensively, ‘Who are you?’ he asked. ‘Nobody. I’m nobody,’ whispered the creature, rocking crazily backwards and forwards. ‘I’m just Solemn.’ ‘Solemn?’ said Wham. ‘Yes that’s me,’ the creature answered. ‘I’ll help you get to Mount Goon.’ ‘OK,’ said Dodo. ‘Let’s go, you lead the way.’ So they set off, unaware of the danger of Solemn, who was actually in league with the human slinkys. Around the next corner they met the human slinkys, who stole the spring and took it back to the Dark Lord Iron. Dodo and Wham were scared and ran back home to the ThoroughbredThe End

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