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Chris

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Get your own Myspace Countdown I was born in the great state of Tennessee, lived in Texas, college in Mississippi.. Married then divorced.. Spent a year in New Orleans.. Then signed my life away.. Now, every single day is an adventure.. I've seen places I'd never have dreamed of.. I've lived in states I had only seen on TV.. I've made hundreds of friends from every background you can think of.. I understand a second language almost as good as my own.. sometimes better.. I work hard and I party hard.. I have a great time all the time and try to always stay true to my friends.. I battle my inner demons just like everyone else.. It's true.. I've got an incredible German wife that I love above all things else, even though thinks she's a Commanding General but is still waiting on her field commission.. She keeps me on my toes and makes sure that I always brush my teeth and wear the right shirts. We're expecting our first child on October 20th 2007! It's going to be an adventure..
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

Batman, the Dark Knight


71%

William Wallace


67%

Lara Croft


67%

Indiana Jones


63%

El Zorro


58%

Neo, the "One"


58%

Maximus


58%

The Terminator


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com Smallville Character Quiz
You would be Lex. Very few people care to look past your reputation. Most often, you don't get the chance to show them your compassionate side. You can be deceitful, but that is a side effect of being raised by someone so demanding. (Please rate this quiz)
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Catwoman 80% Superman 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 40% Supergirl 40% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 20% Robin 10% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: October 26th 1979, 5:12pm
Current Location: Jungle Room. Graceland. Memphis, TN.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: What Hair?
Height: 5'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Vanilla
Your Weakness: Yvonne, XBOX 360, Movie Theatres, and Strip Clubs
Your Fears: Cowboys that know how to dance.
Your Perfect Pizza: Shrimp and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Vegas, Mardi Gras, Corporal, Kids
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's it gonna take to make it go down?
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: What bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to sleep til noon
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Back Yard Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Recovered Addict
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Ha.. I try
Do you Shower Daily: At least once
Have you Been in Love: Too many times
Do you want to go to College: Been there, had enough of that.
Do you want to get Married: Been there too, but yes, eventually once I have her evaluated by a mental health professional.
Do you belive in yourself: Very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah, not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda.. other than the cigarettes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: NO, Im a sure thing
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Owner of the Playboy Empire
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'3''
Weight: 120
Best Clothing Style: Girly Girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I'm a regular Best Buy
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are 93% Scorpio
How Scorpio Are You?
How to make a Chris
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

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In case you didn't know, Yvonne is expecting! Our joy/nightmare is due October 20th 2007!!!One of the Wisest men I ever met told me once:"You know something, Gray.. Me and you are just like John Wayne.. We're real men. Do you think that you'd ever seen John Wayne on the dance floor shaking his ass to Nelly? Hell no.. and you want to know why? Because John Wayne was a real man. And that's us Gray.. We're real men."

My Blog

END OF MY FRAT BOY YEARS

    The last remnant of my crazy Fratboy days has come and gone.  The loser cruiser died yesterday.  It was time to trade in, anyway.  I feel sorry for the sucker who get...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:51:00 GMT

Baby Daddy

           I've been doing a lot of MySpace restructuring today.. My friends list went from 200 to seventy-something.  I guess now that Im a dadd...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:21:00 GMT

MOMMY AND DADDY's LINEBACKER

Nicholas Jason Gray- Born October 25, 2007 at 0737 am. He weighed a whopping 10 lbs 6.3 oz. Mommy tried for 36 hours to get him old the old fashion way.. But the docs had to use the knives in the en...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:25:00 GMT

Daddy’s Little Holdout

               Well, Nicky's official due date has almost come and gone and the kid refuses to come out.  I guess he is too comfort...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:22:00 GMT

The Impending Doom

Well, According to the last Sonogram we had done today was supposed to be the day Nicky came into the world.. It looks like he is loving it in there and going to take his time.  He hasn't gi...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:31:00 GMT

IT'S A BOY!!!

I Hope Everyone likes the color blue.. Baby Gray has a penis.. Nicholas Jason Gray.. And his head is even someone proportionate to his body. We saw him yesterday in full form.. He was kicking and punc...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Corporal of Marines..

Well, I pinned on Corporal on Friday morning 2 March.. Pretty excited to finally make it.. Took a lot of hard work to pick it up meritoriously.. Everything is going great with the pregnancy. Our next ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:13:00 GMT

Baby News!!!

Well, it might be a shock, but Yvonne is expecting!! We are expecting our little baby Gray to arrive on October 20th 2007!!! Any offers to babysit will be accepted in advance
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:04:00 GMT

NEW PICTURES ONLINE, PEOPLE

Ok, So I've been saying since July that I'd put new pictures on my account.. Well, I finally did.. Anyways.. back to the 360, have fun kids.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Read Me, Damn It

Just wanted to post up a status check because its been a damn while since Ive put up a blog on here.  I'm still in Maryland doing the Marine thing.  And, funny enough, Im actually happily in...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:32:00 GMT