Parker

What can I say about me, I'm awesome! My name is Parker Lewis and I've heard that I can't lose, so that’s cool. I have a swank apartment. I eat all day. I enjoy evil, but I am also damn cute. I have a small problem with the nip but its under control, nothing to have an intervention about. I have a best friend named cow/dog. We cuddle and take naps together, then I have to carry him to my food dish so we can chat over water. Sometimes he can be a little Be-otch so I have to take him down a peg but that’s just the stuff that you do for a bro, so its cool. yeah that’s all... oh yeah Broccoli Rules!