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Billy Webster / Eschaton

About Me


I think Eschaton is too hot. The internet is melting . . . wait, Eschaton is even hotter than we thought, because the internet which at first we thought to be melting is now evaporating! Evaporating, and condensing at vast altitudes into cute little internet clouds! . . . and those saucy little clouds, they appear to be gathering for a storm . . .the little internet clouds are cute and pink even though they look black now, silouhetted against the sun. But they are light like hydrogen and float higher and higher. As they rise, they approach the part of the sky that has no clouds: the cold part. We call to them in warning, but they cannot hear us. What will happen to the little internet clouds? We are all very worried here on earth because we have personified the little pink clouds of internet vapor, and now they are our friends. And just look at those naughty, foolish clouds, sailing higher and higher without any considerations or concerns for anybody else! Just like Icarus - but wait, what was that splash? I believe it's beginning to rain . . . Dear ancestors, I am writing from the 50th century to tell you the amazing story of how mankind achieved complete enlightenment. It will happen to you very soon, but because I am a prankster and I like to mess with your minds, I'm telling you the story now. One day, in the early 21st century, some Eschaton-infused data was blasted into the internet via e-mail (I know you are comparitively ignorant, but surely I do not have to explain Eschaton to you). If you are a student of Eschatology, you will have already guessed the consequences: the data was so hot that the metaphysical substance known as "the internet" literally began to evaporate. For several hours, the internet disappeared from the earth's surface as it gathered into light, floating structures known as "cute little pink clouds" and rose skyward. In this form, the internet rose and rose until finally it cooled down, and as it cooled, it begain to rain. Everywhere on Earth, it was raining internet. And what is the internet but information - the symbolic representation of human knowledge? It was astounding, it was breathtaking, and it nearly drowned the entire world. People were too dumbfounded to open their umbrellas, and soon everyone was soaked with internet. It flooded lakes and rivers and penetrated the drinking water. Eventually a person could not eat, drink, breathe, or smoke anything without absorbing a significant amount of knowledge. Eventually, everyone knew everything. And that is how humanity achieved complete enlightenment. What, you don't believe me? Then see for yourself . . . -Thea Jaffe

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/07/2005
Band Website: www.eschatonband.com
Band Members: Billy Webster - Vocals/ Asher Weiss - Guitar/ Carl Basler - Guitar/ Shahar Fridman - Bass/ Russell Bonifede - Bass/ Jesse Maynard - Drums/ Troy Messina - Drums/ Brandon Flatley - Bass, Drums, Keyboards
Influences: 60's Acid Rock/ 70's Funk Rock/ 80's Glam Rock/ 90's Alt Rock/ 00's Post Rock
Sounds Like: Eschaton: "esk-a-tawn"/noun/ - "the last thing. Eschatology, a branch of Theology, is the study of those phenomena associated with the end of the world. The Eschaton is conceived of as a boundary-less and causeless chaotic attractor that is drawing all space and time deeper into states of novel connection and complexity"...No boundaries. We are not limited. Freedom is the key concept.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Billy’s Thoughts On "Eschaton"

"Eschaton" started out as a way of talking about the end of the world, Eschatology being the branch of theology concerned with the return of Jesus Christ at onset of the apocalypse.But then I met Ashe...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:34:00 GMT

PURCHASE HELL IS REAL CD HERE!!!!!

Hell Is Realthe debut album byESCHATONIt's only 5 bucks!!(plus $3.85 for shipping & handling)Secure payment, just click the following link:Buy Now
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:30:00 GMT

Buy Eschaton T-Shirts & Tank Tops!!

Black T-Shirt With Eschaton Logo - $10Black Tank-Top With Eschaton Logo - $15Please Indicate Small Medium or Large. Thank You!! 
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:36:00 GMT

Testify!

Hell Is Real. At least, for five guys from NYC, it is - real, and really quite awesome.  Eschaton has just released its full-length debut CD, and it will blow you out of your seat. Eleven track...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:26:00 GMT

Flatomatic

A bit about Brandon Flatley, our record producer and Billy's brother:Brandon is from a place far removed in space and time, where summer days were bright and yellow, and winters were always snowy and ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 16:57:00 GMT

Virgin Blog

I wanna know what love knows. I wanna blow your love nose.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jul 2005 15:29:00 GMT