About Me

standard disclaimer: i will offend you.
"...often rediculous, never duplicated..."
fierce. loyal. complicated. sassy. intelligent. compassionate. uncontrolled.
take me for what i am, for i will never judge you.
if you can't stand someone standing up for themselves, then don't try putting me down.
i make faces often. i like dancing like a fool at all times.
unless there's a continual spark of interest, i lose it fast.
i like cereal, a lot. i consume it often.
i [purposely] spell ridiculous wrong. rediculous looks better.
i'm addicted to music. i need it straight to the vein.
i'm slightly masochistic. i enjoy physical pain v. emotional pain.
most of my "quotes" next to my photo up there are lyrics.
about 99% of the things i say are meant to be funny.
i don't take life too serious.
i have a filthy mouth, and i'm not afraid to use it.
i don't like many people, but when i do i feel the need to apologize for my antics.
i'm afraid to grow up.
i can't apologize for who i've been, what i am now, and who i will become.
what a crazy world we live in
Music can lift us out of depression or move us to tears - it is a remedy, a tonic, orange juice for the ear. But for many...music is even more - it can provide access, even when no medication can, to movement, to speech, to life. for them, music is not a luxury, but a necessity. -- Oliver Sacks
and you can't tear your eyes away
cause she's got such a pretty face
and one filthy fucking mind
I will wait outside the gates
and I won't leave till you show me what's on the inside
I can't shake this lack of sleep
it feasts on me our mothers sleep
with lottery dreams our fathers built
the pyramid schemes
nothing is ever what it seems
but it works for you
cause it works for me baby
you just had yourself a taste of how sweet the life could be
if you could just leave yours behind.
Amber --
[noun]:
A real life terminator
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are the Helper
2 You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.

My Interests

i like beer.

music. concerts. tattoos. mario kart. makeup. driving. travel. bowling. vampires. ghosts. hauntings. graveyards. clothes. learning new things. children. people i love. moss point. random road trips. sunset strip. the metrolink. central park. burning porta-potty on the side of the road. museums. gas stations in the middle of the night. mortal kombat. rockstar zero carb.

My Dream Come True!
(modeling for hot topic)

I'd like to meet:

someone to break my writer's block...
other than that, i have amazing friends.

Miss Amber's Calendar

June 5 2008 8:00PM Lauren's BirthdayHollywood, CA

June 19 2008 8:00PM Emery, Envy on the Coast @ AvalonHollywood, CA

June 20 2008 12:00PM Warped Tour @ Pomona FairplexPomona, CA

June 22 2008 12:00PM Warped Tour @ Seaside ParkVentura, CA

Aug 13 2008 12:00PM Warped Tour @ Save Mart CenterFresno, CA

Aug 14 2008 12:00PM Warped Tour @ Cricket Wireless AmphitheatreChula Vista, CA

Aug 17 2008 12:00PM Warped Tour @ Home Depot CenterCarson, CA

Music:

I live it. I love it. I would die without it.

The only man who will forever be "Husband":Dave Grohl

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Add, cuz they're rad:

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

If I can dance to it.
Or cry along with it.

When I say I like everything... I mean it.

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz, Grease, The Little Mermaid, Now and Then, The Craft, Romeo & Juliet, Almost Famous, Donnie Darko, Wet Hot American Summer, 30 Days of Night, Death Becomes Her, Halloween, Superbad, Empire Records, Garden State, Dirty Dancing, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Star Wars (series), A League of Their Own, The Crow, That Thing You Do, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman (series), X-Men (series), Dogma, A Night At The Roxbury, American History X, Beerfest

Television:

Cartoons:
- The Simpsons
- Futurama
- Family Guy
How much do you know Family Guy?
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- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Drawn Together
- Sailor Moon
- Dethklok

Other:
- The Chelsea Handler Show
- Reno 911!
- Dr. 90210
- What Not To Wear
- My Boys
- Sarah Silverman
- How I Met Your Mother
- Plastic Surgery (Before & After)
- The History Channel (because it's AWESOME!)
- Sci-Fi Channel (some shows...)
- Discovery Health Channel (when I can stomach the operations...)

Re-runs:
- Saved By the Bell
- Full House
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Books:

I love to read anything I can get my hands on, that will hold my attention for longer than a chapter [maybe two].

Heroes:

My mom. The only person who will always be there.

Those who live through rough lives & succeed while maintaining the ability to be themselves & nice people....aka not many people.

the voice i grew up loving

(pretty much I love her)

always

yes, girl power.

reel big tits.

My Blog

stupid, dumb blonde, liar? not in this lifetime...

Sometime I wonder if I have the word "Stupid" secretly tattooed across my forehead.You know, in some shade that I must be apparently colorblind to, yet everyone else in the world can see it... Just no...
Posted by Miss Amber on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

Twenty-three

Twenty-three.When did this happen? This is the age that I always thought I'd be a full-fledged adult by. Being that when my mom was 23, she gave birth to me. Yet, I still feel like a...
Posted by Miss Amber on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:53:00 PST

4 Reasons Why I Like to Blog.....

Dear Amber, Why do you BLOG so much?I've been asked, and I'm sure many people think the same thing. What can I say? Lately I've been on a roll, and I just can't seem to ...
Posted by Miss Amber on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:02:00 PST

i’ll try to identify, try to look through the gray skies in your eyes..

Since August of 2007 I have been struggling with the idea that a band who helped changed my view on music many years ago, could be some of the most disappointing people to ever grace my presence.On th...
Posted by Miss Amber on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:05:00 PST

introspection for the beginning of april 2008

It's really hard to feel like an alternate choice. Knowing that the person you start to feel something for, doesn't necessarily know who they feel what for. To be the type of person who ha...
Posted by Miss Amber on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST

Introspection [Update]: Just to state that I can "look inside" myself...

Update in the form of words.FamilyLiving at home isn’t the easiest thing in the world. I’ve been itching to be back on my own since the beginning of 2008. Welcoming the struggl...
Posted by Miss Amber on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST

Superficiality of Friendships

"...true friends stab you in the front..."That lyric having been written, I would like to start a rant about something that has been fluttering through my head for a few days now.... Sometimes I...
Posted by Miss Amber on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:10:00 PST

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

What a powerful statement that stems from the religious views I do not follow, yet was raised with for the first 10 years of my life.It is in the typical "bigot" nature of those who claim to be "relig...
Posted by Miss Amber on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:06:00 PST

On/Off Switch, Please.

Sexuality.Fucking sucks.Obviously I am in an anti-male species mood, as has been for about a month now. It was about that time that I came to terms with the fact that all males like to play game...
Posted by Miss Amber on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

"you’re a selfish bitch, GO TO HELL..."

Alas, because I am a bitch and I find a sick glee (hey at least I admit it!) in the occurrences that have been happening as of late. Once the alcohol induced fog, that has been continually prese...
Posted by Miss Amber on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:01:00 PST