Pirates...if you're a pirate and you wear a patch, then I'd like to meet you. If you're a pirate and you have a wooden leg and a patch, then bonus points. I will only accept pirates that use a pirate vocabulary, such as: "Down the hatch," "Thar she blows," "scurvy knave," and "swashbuckling." Keep that in mind pirates...Hubel...mmm, yum!Now this is a man with a stache! Contemporary art gods! Dusty Bottoms, Ned Nederlander, and Lucky Day
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I enrolled in the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Would Like To Do Other Things Good, but I couldn't even fit inside the building! So, I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!!!!
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