MANHOOD 101 - 8 Traits of a Real Man |
Trait ..1: A real man is strong
A real man doesn't cry, doesn't moan, doesn't complain, doesn't get sick, and doesn't need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. A real man makes decisions and li...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
:: There Can Be Only One :: |
Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his
student lying down under a big tree near a big
grass area.
Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can w...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Laughing Horse |
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of $20 bills. The man asks the bartender, "What's the deal with the jar of money?"
"Well," the bartender says, "I've got a horse tied up in the stab...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dealing With Very Attractive Woman |
Without lifting a finger, Very Attractive Women enjoy lives that most people can only fantasize about.
For men, the lure of Very Attractive Women is obvious:
They are arm candy
They boost m...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
3 things man need to attract a woman |
Most men don't know the mysterious combination of traits that make women interested in them. Even Mel Gibson doesn't actually know "what women want," he just happens to have whatever it is.
As a b...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why Do Beautiful Woman Date Ugly Guys~!~ |
It's a typical boys night out and on our way to the movie, we walked by a couple holding hands. The woman had what I like to call a "triple-take" face: I looked at her three times before I noticed her...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Rejection is Better than Regret |
Human nature is very complex. Men have learned to be strong, competitive and courageous in times of danger. History dictates that we are able to conquer our fears and reach our goals -- as long as our...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
another early morning jokes |
A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started taking lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. The instructor then explain...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Job Interview |
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of salary he was looking for.
"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on ...
Posted by s o b i e " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
