i perenially wish for signal in my room. i bathe in the rain. i plant new trees. i bury my feet in the wet mud. i have seen a yellow worm. i have smelled methane gas. i cook marshmallows with my lighter. i smoke in the dark. i flicker my lighter to scare bugs. i have seen a firefly. i have bought bananas for a peso each. i am the master of 201 files. i know who resigns and who goes back. i know whose insurance plan is better. i know the password of the photocopying machine. i know how much people are getting. i almost scratched the face of a receptionist. i play supermario at work. i scream when i see rainbows. i want to pet a tarsier. i fear flying roaches and ignore flying butterflies. i laugh like there's no tomorrow. i dream of broken people. i have jo insung's autograph. i want to see pandas. i drink coffee and still feel sleepy. i drink beer though it's a weekday. i work though it's a holiday. i am qualitative. i am quantitative. i am correlation. i am focus-group discussion. i am one-way anova. i am compensation. i am a broadcasting company. i am a case report. i am a psychological research. i am me. 18 units running. 3 weeks remaining. time's up. pass your papers. thank you very much.