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my daddy will get you

he sent me this photo from afghanistan today.  what am i supposed to do with this information?
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:34:00 GMT

um

when did the arcade fire become bruce springsteen?
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:33:00 GMT

i have a plan

if jaime and my dad and mikki my cat all die in the same month, then i think i can justify getting a pug and naming him something stupid.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Buffy's back!

Joss Whedon is writing an eighth season of buffy the vampire slayer!  anyone who knows me knows how exciting this is for me.  thing is, this time around, it's a comic book?  what a...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:32:00 GMT

i'm not superstitious

but it really seems like value village is HAUNTED. one woman i work with miscarried after being assaulted by a customer, another killed her abusive husband, someone's 20yearold boyfrien...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:56:00 GMT

respect pop culture

the accessible revolution
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:04:00 GMT

fantasy

when i was a boy, my mother caught me listening to Mariah Carey's "sweet sweet fantasy baby", full-volume, when i thought she'd left.  ten years later, Final Fantasy covers the song at Hillside a...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:04:00 GMT

i'm gonna miss you guelph

will toronto have enough "no, i'm not gay." men for me to cruise?  will the late-night jock catcalls be as creative as "he-she dyke!" ? god i hope so  
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:09:00 GMT

thank you Bryan Singer

i just reluctantly saw the new Superman with work friends, and it was surprisingly good!  i was so engaged that i held my bladder for the full two and a half hours, and i REALLY like to pee. park...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:49:00 GMT

jesus <3's me

last night jane and i got a "JESUS LOVES YOU, TOO!!!" catcall from a passing car.how do i interpret this- are we such clear degenerates that strangers think we'll be comforted by christ's unconditiona...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:29:00 GMT